23.8.18

HBD Barbra Eden!



I used to dream of living in a purple and pink genie bottle one day. That has yet to happen. What has happend is that I Dream of Genie star Barbra Eden is still gorgeous and ravishing as ever at the tender age of 87! HBD gorgeous! May all your wishes come true!

4.8.18

JLo Flash Mob Stuns Bodega in da Boogie Down Bronx


When I first move to New York I used to take the 6 train to work too just like Jennifer Lopez. I thought I was just Jenny from the block. Really it was a different block, in a different city, in a different state with no subways, but very similar in my skewed percetion of reality. I always had a bejeweled bandana on hand too just in case.

1.8.18

Rihanna Gets September British Vogue Cover


Rihanna where you at? Oh there you is on the cover of a magazine, British Septmeber Vogue! I heard a rumor, beep beep that Ana Wintour is stepping down from Amerian Vogue and heir apparent Edward Enninful may be taking her place over here in NYC real soon. Wherever you go whatever you do, jsut do it naturally!

19.7.18

Taylor Dane Perfoms on Wendy Williams



I've been stalking you on Facebook lately Taylor Dane, and here you are. It was meant to be. Thank goodness Wendy Williams people booked you for her birthday!!!! It's my birthday now too ;)

17.7.18

Cher & Meryl Smooch at Mama Mia 2 Preimere

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I was on the fence about a Mama Mia 2 even with Cher (waiting for lighitng to strike me). But, seeing Meryl Streep and Cher say hello in a French way gave me some Silkwood tingles! Does Dolly know? I will give you all my money now.


16.7.18

HBD Corey Feldman!



HBD Corey Feldman! Not that I have posters of him on my wall or anything, but people always tell me I look like a cross between him and Lou Diamond Phillips. Ain't me lucky ;(