27.7.11

Wednsday is Hunkday! Kellan Lutz






-- The brown hair makes him look smarter


'The 26-year-old actor Kellan Lutz goes shirtless in a super sexy new ad campaign for Dylan George and Abbot + Main by Dylan George's Fall 2011 collections!"


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Yoga and exercise may have killed Amy Winehouse, allegedly.

It ended with a rendition of Carole King's "So Far Away," one of Amy's favorite songs, and her father saying,
"Good night, my angel, sleep tight. Mummy and Daddy love you ever so much."
Earlier, her boyfriend, Reg Traviss, denied rumors that the singer had died Saturday in a drug-fueled haze.
"She had been full of life and so upbeat recently, exercising every day and doing yoga," he told The Sun newspaper.
"This terrible thing that happened is like an accident."

I rest my case about Yoga and exercise.
I'm going to lay off the stuff it's deadly.

On a side note Back to Black is at number 9 on the charts again.
She's still making money.
I'm just waiting for the feeding frenzy for the millions to begin.

25.7.11

Katy Perry is now blonde.



I'm not so sure I'm feeling the blonde. We need a black haired pop star now that Amy Winehouses bouffant has gone up to the big hair salon in the sky.

via dlisted

Mariah Carey is Crazy For HSN



Mariah Carey is back in a crazy way!


via dlisted

23.7.11

NOT MY AMY!!!!!!!




WHY OH WHY MUST IT B THIS WAY!!!!!!!!
Today I pay proper homage to my Amy. The old me would have done it 10 days from now from the parking lot of a piggly wiggly with all kinds of things falling out of my bee hive. They say she is part of the 27 club. That's when the greats go to that big green room in the sky. There was not time for her to go to rehab and get out of rehab and go back to rehab, get out of rehab and go back to rehab, get out of rehab and go back to rehab. This tale has no happy ending. Save me a seat sweet Amy because if you don't have something nice to say then sit down right next to me. We know you were no good and that's why we loved you because you were always being you no matter how messy. Rest in peace my darling, 

22.7.11

Martha & the Vandellas - Heatwave





The eye of the heat bubble is now over us in NYC. 
We are not used to 103 degrees. Get ready for crazy to ensue, next thing you know there'll be dancing in the streets. Like the 2003 black out, yes there was dancing in the streets! That said nobody likes a rolling brown out.

21.7.11

Lindsay Lohan Sucks At Community Service


Ai yi yi, here we go again.It's always someone else's fault. This time it's Lindsay Lohans probation officer. I hate it when the world is out to get you. She's back in court again. I swear she is there more than the baliff. I'm sure they are bff's by now or at least friends on grinder. BTW Striking poses in court is not a good idea. I'm just saying.


Lindsay Lohan Sucks At Community Service

via dlisted

20.7.11

Former Britney Spears bodyguard claims singer sexually harassed him: report - NYPOST.com





Flores alleges that he faced a series of unwanted advances from the 29-year-old Britney, who "paraded naked in front of him and often beckoned him into her bedroom for sex," according to RadarOnline.com and Star magazine. He also claims the pop superstar used drugs -- including methamphetamines and medicine used to treat heroin or morphine overdoses.
In the lawsuit, the former bodyguard claims Spears was a rude boss -- farting, picking her nose "unapologetically" and failed to shower for days.
"Spears was generally personally unkempt," according to the suit.


These allegations do not surprise me one bit. The most shocking to me personally was her failure to shower. You mean she didn't smell like a Hidden Fantasy? Hidden where is the question. And of course she was always horny. She is an international sex symbol. Would you expect anything less? She just wanted a little treble in her bass.


Former Britney Spears bodyguard claims singer sexually harassed him: report - NYPOST.com

19.7.11

Joey Lawrence's Body -- Whoa!






He was the only reason to watch Blossom. I wish he would grow that hair back.

Joey Lawrence's Body -- Whoa!

via TMZ

18.7.11

Superman & Lois Lane -- DUNZO!!!!




"Husband and wife since 1996 in the comics, the new status quo will find Clark Kent and Lois Lane not only unmarried, but establish that they were never married in the first place. Clark will be a bachelor, and Lois will have a new boyfriend, one whose identity is yet to be revealed but is said to be a Daily Planet colleague."

He is also losing his underwer?

Superman & Lois Lane -- DUNZO!!!! TMZ

Skeletor Wants You To Know That All Of This Is Available




People are finally talking about why Jlo and Skeletor broke up and to prove that you can't keep a stylist from gossiping. Phillip Block goes on to blab...
"This is not a surprise. Marc is very controlling. In the beginning she liked that because he stood up to her, and in the early days he was very much in love with her and she was with him."

This is not really a big surprise.

Skeletor Wants You To Know That All Of This Is Available

via dlisted

14.7.11

Taylor Lautner, Gus Van Sant & Dustin Lance Black: Downtown Dinner!

 

Smiling like a true star, Taylor Lautner is caught leaving dinner with Academy Award winner maker director Gus Van Zandt and Academy Award winning writer Dustin Lance Black for MIlk. Could Taylor be positioning himself for an Oscar soon? Could he be the new River Phoenix? Will he play a gay?

via Justjared


Brian Wilson In A Spandex Tuxedo



Brian Wilson of the San Francisco Giants explained his mess of an ensemble to the Washington Post like this:
“It's a onesie, so it has built-in gloves that are a little dirty because I've been getting a little awkward here on the carpet. And I've got my cougar cane — my 'plus one' tonight. And the socks came in the fan mail from a San Francisco Giants fan. You know who you are, thank you. It said: ‘Enjoy.’ That was the letter. And I'm currently enjoying them. Ninja socks.”
I don't know much about sports, especially football, but finally someone has captured my attention. I see a raw fashion icon blossoming. Not to mention his pretty awesome modeling capabilities.

Panty Creamer Of The Day: Brian Wilson In A Spandex Tuxedo

via dlisted

13.7.11

AMANDA LEPORE "Convertible" starring M.Y.A. (full song)

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Getting Married! - UsMagazine.com




Could it really be for real this time. Mr & Mrs. Brangelina will finally make it legal now that NY state has made gay marriage legal. I guess they couldn't wait for the remaining states. I would still take then news with a grain of salt as it's not the first time Us weekly has professed this on the cover.
Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Getting Married! - UsMagazine.com

Stepford Katie Continues To Say Creepy Things




I saw the interview excerpt from her InStyle photo shoot on Extra last night and it creeped me out too that she is Katie is saving he maternity clothes for Suri. Thats crazy talk for sure. I could understand it if they were poor, but do you think Suri will want to wear hand me downs form a quarter of a century ago. It's like if your mom gave you all her girdles and her 18 hour bras. Someone is living in a fantasy world.

via dlisted

Diane von Furstenberg gives Kate Middleton more than style props at Harvey Weinstein's premiere of "Sarah's Key" - NYPOST.com

Heading Home photo | Kate Middleton, Prince William

Kate Middleton took California by storm fashion wise. I do like the fact they flew back domestic in very smart traveling outfits. I miss the days of dressing up to fly. I'm forbidden to wear sweats on any flight, domestic or international.

Diane von Furstenberg gives Kate Middleton more than style props at Harvey Weinstein's premiere of "Sarah's Key" - NYPOST.com

8.7.11

The best Harry Potter Premiere pics!

Touching scene: The tearful actress was also comforted by Rupert and she rested her head on his shoulder

After watching these kids grow up. I'm kind of sad it's all coming to an end. I feel like I raised them, but didn't have to pay for them. Well not really if you count the movie tickets, DVD's, going to Harry Potter Land, Discovery center tour and countless amounts of memorabilia. I may have at least paid for at least one day of college.

via thedailymail

watch premiere via Huffpo

John Galliano to design for Topshop?



How do you un insert foot from mouth? Apologizing, rehab and angermanagement classes work. This would be the perfect PR reemergence into fashions and the worlds good graces again. I'm sure the collection would be brilliant.


via Vogue.uk

Robert Pattinson -- HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Robert Pattinson -- HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

via Hollywood Life

Will and Kate go Cowboy!


This is a great look for both of them. They look ready for their first day on the set of Dallas!

Will and Kate cap off their trip to Calgary with a Stampede - USATODAY.com

7.7.11

Snooki's Ex-BF: MTV's Turning Her into an Alcoholic!


Sometimes a plant is the only thing that will ask you to dance. Personally I feel stupid dancing with myself and would dance with anyone who is standing nearby. I have a rubber plant at home too. I hope he's ready for me when I get home from work because it's going to be like Saturday Night Fever up in my apartment tonight!

Snooki's Ex-BF: MTV's Turning Her into an Alcoholic!

watch video via TMZ

Daniel Radcliffe Reveals Recent Drinking Problem




This is a very brave statement for a young man to make. It's nice to see he detected his inner Lohan early and is dealing with his Horcrux sooner than later. 


Daniel Radcliffe Reveals Recent Drinking Problem

via MTV

Prince William and Kate Middleton to rub elbows at Los Angeles BAFTA gala with Barbra Steisand, Tom Hanks, Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Lopez - NYPOST.com


I hope William and Kate are ready for their closeups. I can just imagine the hollywood feeding frenzy for an invite. Yikes!

Prince William and Kate Middleton to rub elbows at Los Angeles BAFTA gala with Barbra Steisand, Tom Hanks, Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Lopez - NYPOST.com

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6.7.11

Lindsay Lohan in Vanity Fair Italia: “I never hurt anyone but myself”

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Lindsay is doing her best sexy glamour shot poses here. This boudoir photography seems to be right up her alley. They did a great job hiding the her house arrest anklet. If she was in jail such glamour may have never happened. Thank the lord for house arrest. You can still do your ho stuff and do your time.

Celebitchy

via dlisted

Charlie Sheen's New TV Show -- 'Anger Management'


I think he is being typecast. Come on Charlie use your acting chops and play against character. I see you in Sister Act on Broadway in the Whoopie Goldberg role. You only live once!


Charlie Sheen's New TV Show -- 'Anger Management'

via TMZ

Zac Efron put the razor away, practically a bear now.


Time to sell your stock in Lady Bic razors as sales will plummet. Thanks to Zac Efron. It's nice to see guys with natural hair the way too shaven look is so, well, so over. It's time to let it grow, let it grow, let it grow...

Our Pretty Pretty Princess Is Growing Up!

via dlisted

4.7.11

Lady Gaga makes green armpit hair sexy?

Lady Gaga

Back in the day Madonna and Sandra Bernhard wore Jorts (Jeans+shorts=Jorts). And yes Madonna did have armpit hair for a while in that infamous photo shoot (nsfw) pre fame days. I guess this is Lady Gaga's ultimate homage with a lil' Kermit twist. It's not easy being hairy and green, just like the colors of the trees.

via Huffpo

Happy Belated 25th Birthday, Blohan!



I hope she had a happy birthday. You only turn 35 once I mean 25, really? Most 25 year olds still look younger than their age. Lindsay Lohan is skewing the other way. She should be auditioning to play moms and divorces. Your young ingenue days are behind you lady. Prison and the harsh realities of life have slapped you in the face. It happens to all of us, and life goes on without you.

Happy Belated 25th Birthday, Blohan!

via dlisted

1.7.11

Linda Evangelista's baby daddy ID'd as Salma Hayek's French billionaire husband Francois-Henri Pinault - NYPOST.com

Linda Evangelista kept the identity of her baby daddy a secret for quite some time for who knows why. I just hope her son gets the millions that are due to him. Francois is not the most handsome man but money does attract the most beautiful women in the world or maybe he's gifted below the equator. Things that make you go hmmmmm.


Linda Evangelista's baby daddy ID'd as Salma Hayek's French billionaire husband Francois-Henri Pinault - NYPOST.com

Kate Moss To Wear Galliano Wedding Gown, Designer May Attend Nuptials



I kind of do hope Kate Moss wears Galliano. This seems appropriate for Kate to support her friend John Galliano. She's not Jewish so his rant probably didn't hurt her as much as Natalie Portman. Remember CokeKate when our sweet waif was run through the ringer?  Everyone deserves a 2nd, and 3rd chance. After that you are on your own.


via Vogue.co.uk