31.12.19

Ring in 2020 Like a Dance Monkey




This catchy lil' ditty by Tones and I is EVERYTHING to me right now. It will probably be stuck in my head on repeat and could very easily last all decade. I also really, really love this video! It's so unsexy, uncool and unpretntious. Like a breath of fresh! The 2010's were about trying too hard to be liked & pretneding to be rich whilst in debt. Disposable fashion and the overbranding of everyone and everything became sickeningly ok. Influencers oversold their sexy in the cloud. DJ's, Pop tartlets, Rappers and the like throwing hunny dolla bills around made it rain way too much for my umbrella. In retrospect the 10's were a decade of excess. 2020 will be the exact opposite, I hope?!?! Where less is more and being happy doesn't mean over 100k likes or cost a gazilion dollars. Don't get me wrong we all need money to pay the bills, bills, bills,  but do we need to consume for the mere sake of consuming? Okay, I'm done preaching my gospel for the upcoming decade. Back to my erratically unschedule vapid programming.
Wishing you a perfect 2020 full of visions of love and happiness!
Lets dance 2020 in and remember that all the rest is gravy baby!

21.12.19

Mariah Carey's New All I Want for Christmas Video!



Not sure we are still calling them videos, but who cares hoo ha!?! It's Mariah Carey Christmas redux with a big budget and extra sugar on the candy canes galore! Oh and her adorable butterfly babies pop out too! Let your eyeballs and ears enjoy! ๐ŸŽ

20.12.19

Beyoncรฉ Goes to the Laudromat


Beyoncรฉ took some time off to do some real people things like parachute to the laundromat, beauty parlor, and a grocery! She somehow got everyone to give her some space and let her hang out by herself for a day. Me time is so important. By the looks of these ensembles Solange may have styled her for this day out. Elle, me likey!

17.12.19

Mariah Carey is Number One 25 Years Later



Mariah Carey sings a little xmas ditty called All I Want for Christmas, You may have heard it. It's amazingly hit number 1 on the Billboard charts 25 holidays later.  I went through a major all I want for xmas phase a few years ago, ask my neighbors. All I got for xmas was xmas was a cease and desist. I'm sure I bumped her up a few thousand views on the Youtubes. Sparkle butterfly sparkle!

20.11.19

RuPaul on the Cover of Vanity Fair Magazine 2020


Everything's coming up roses for Mama Ru! 2020 will be a most profitable year for shem (she+he+them=shem) with those drag race spin offs and an upcoming Netflix series. Get that monies honey!


6.11.19

Wednesday is Hunkday!


It's been a bit since I've posted a hunk. After a while they all start to look the same. Back in the day they used to be called physique models, now I call them muscle moneymakers. Jordan James fits that bill.

Lizzo and Macaulay Sitting in a Tree


In grade school when two different people are seen together everyone thinks they are K,I,S,S,I,N,G which is probably not the case with Lizoo and Macaulauy Culkin. One of my most favorite things is when people who you would never expect to be friends are friends. Kind of like when a cat befriends a baby duck or a crotchety elderly man raises a precocious child like Punky Brewster. It proves that we can all get along. Sometime the most unlikely duos can bring unity amongst us and make you feel good as hell!

22.10.19

HBD Catherine Deneuve



When I think of classy french ladies Catherine Deneuve effortlessy wafts to the top of my mental list like smoke from a Gaulousise cigarette. Madame Deneuve started her carreer working with avant garde directors Buรฑuel and Truffaut. Her role in the 80's film The Hunger forever emblazoned her as the chicest Vampire ever. HBD Mme Deneuve!

7.10.19

Taylor Swift Pefroms Lover on SNL




Taylor Swift sang us her song Lover and did a mighty fine job. Yes, I'm now a Swifty. So what you gonna do about it? I really love the word lover and prefer it over husband, boyfriend or seรฑorita. Lover just rolls off the tounge like the word lasagรฑa does. Oh yeah, streaming it girl, Phoebe Waller-Bridge hosted as well.

4.10.19

RIP Diahann Carroll




Diahann Carroll was the first blackai woman to have her own show, Julia, on television about a nurse in the 60's paving the way for entertainers to come. Later she most famuosly played Dominque Deveraux, Alexis Carringtons rival on Dynasty. The legend oozed grace & glamour & stood toe to toe with the best. RIP Gorgeous! 

13.9.19

Hustlers Lived Up to the Hype



Skipped the debate last night & went to see Hustlers instead. Wise choice in retrospect. “This whole country is a strip club, they throw money at us & we keep dancing.” Jlo deserves the Oscar buzz. Constance Wu was the heart, Cardi b left you wanting more & Lizzo fluted it up. I also really like that Keke Palmer. FYI, I want a Swavroski Hunny clutch too!!!! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…

Ariana, Miley & Lana Oh My



Little did I know there was another Charlie's Angels until last night when I saw the preview at the Hustlers movie. Kstew looked like she was having fun in the preview. I had no clue who the other girls in the movie were, but I did recognize Parker Posey as Bosley. That was cute. Anyhoos, I digress this post is about the trifecta of songbirds singing a song about angels. I would have done it totally different, but who am I to judge. I hope this makes God happy. I think she's a woman.

12.9.19

Lady GaGa Gives us Beauty Face



I will admit that it took me a while to get used to Lady GaGa. We've had a one sided love hate relationship, in my head. It's like she snuck in my back door recently with her pretty new make up line HAUS LABORATORIES. Considering she's worn so much of it, I'm sure she could work a counter at Sephora real good. Get that Lil' Monsters monies honey!

27.8.19

Missy Elliott Gets the Lifetime VMA from Cardi B



Missy Elliott did what she do, she worked it, and of course it was worth it! She put that thing down, flipped it and then reversed it! As one does. Cardi B fan girled out her presenting to her. The love in the room for  Missy was palpable. 16 years later she is still relevant and needs to tour again!

RIP Isabel Toledo



Isabel Toledo and her devoted husband Ruben Toledo were the IT kids of fashion in the late 80's and 90's. Their style was modern and classic. They always made a woman look like a Lady. Including the First Lady Michelle Obama who wore a dress by Isabel for the inauguration. I saw them on a plane from Miami once and they exuded style and grace. The devotion and love they had for eachother was a rare jewel most marveled at. Their last show was at the Detroit Institute of Arts where their passion for fashion and art came together to cause wonder yet again. Rest in Power.

25.8.19

Lady & The Tramp Work the Red Carpet


Lione King, meh. Lady & The Tramp live action movie, YAAASSSSSSSS! Werk that red carpet Lady!