25.4.19

Madonna, Maluma, Medellin oh My!



Madonna's ballyhooed new video for her new song Maluma featureing Medellin or is it the other way around? Nevertheless my take aways from this video as a top Madonnaologist (in my head), theese are the things I've never seen before in one of her many, many, many, many videos. I've never seen her ride a horse before which proves she is filthy rich because that's a rich people thing. I've never seen her wear an eyepatch before. I'm sure this is a homage to Pete Burns from Dead or Alive. I also noticed her licking his or her toe. Whatever floats your boat Madonna. I'm jsut a dumb jealous bitch. One thing I'm sure of from all this Medellin is that that Mr. Maluma makes me feels hot, hot, hot!

18.4.19

Cardi B Brightens up the World




Cardi B drops new music with her man again Offset. Cardi, your business is not my business unless it's show business! Let the Summer Song games begin!!!!

15.4.19

Whoppie's Back on the View!


Whoppie Goldberg made a surprise prelude comeback visit on The View today, (perhaps my top news source). She is slowly but surely getting better after double pneumonia which led to a sepsis death scare. She told us her make up artist got her to the hospital real quick when she first felt wrong. That's scary as hell, but she still here. Phew! We lobve you Whoppie! She told us a story of how her cat Oliver pooped on her lap when she finally returned home after a lengthy hospital stay. Every being shows love differently. Let love in or on your lap!

4.4.19

Game of Thrones Premiere in NYC



Game of Thrones is coming to an end and there was a spectacular event at Roclefeller Center here in    NYC. I was trapped by baricades and had trouble geting out of work and to my train which is right below 30 Rock. If only I was as strong as Brienne of Tarth to break through! Here Gwendoline, my universe, Christie gives us spring awakenings as she is about to lift off into the ether!