Madonna's ballyhooed new video for her new song Maluma featureing Medellin or is it the other way around? Nevertheless my take aways from this video as a top Madonnaologist (in my head), theese are the things I've never seen before in one of her many, many, many, many videos. I've never seen her ride a horse before which proves she is filthy rich because that's a rich people thing. I've never seen her wear an eyepatch before. I'm sure this is a homage to Pete Burns from Dead or Alive. I also noticed her licking his or her toe. Whatever floats your boat Madonna. I'm jsut a dumb jealous bitch. One thing I'm sure of from all this Medellin is that that Mr. Maluma makes me feels hot, hot, hot!