White Lotus Wins SAG Award

Mine and everybodies favorite show last year was White Lotus and if you haven't seen it, then cancel all your meetings today and binge it immediatley.  The gang was all here to accept the Screen Actors Guild Award for best ensemble cast in a drama. Although it was a very dramatic series the actors cracked me up just as much. Mostly Jennifer Coolidge of course, Aubrey Plaza was sublime and Sabrina Impacciatore stole my heart with her infamous Peppa Pig comment while also wearing  Peppa Pig pink at last nights awards as homage I'm sure. Here F. Murray Abraham gives a heartfelt speech and gave everyone all the feels. Congrats to the whole cast and to Mike White for creating the best show out there in the streamingverse!

Miley Cyrus' Flowers is #1

I might be late to the Miley party, but better late than never thay say. If you want the latest news you can tap your way to TMZ or or my arch nemisissis' blog Dlisted. Here I post what I want, when I want, when I remember. Becasue here it's all about me, me and more me, oh and you too! That said, I'm gonna buy myself flowers today and you should do the same! Anyhoo, Miley Cyrus, (formerly known as Molly Cyprus until someone corrected me), is at the number one spot on the charts and on the YouTubes. Not since Gloria Gaynor's I will Survive has a heartbreak breakup empowerment song been sung so true. We've all been there and Miley just sings what the heart wants, to be loved and self love is the best kind of love there is because you always got you!

Alexis Stone Appears as Jennifer Coolidge for Diesel

Celebrity impersonation has been a thing for ages, now these days Alexis Stone takes it to the next level literally becoming Jennifer Coolidge 2.0. I had to do a double take when this graced my feed. I was like 'she looks amazing!', then I realized I still remain sweetly naive. Who wouldn't want to be impersonated and look even better than yourself? Diesel better be cutting two checks one to Alexis, but she probably got cash money on the spot. As well as a big huge Venmo deposit for Madame Coolidge so she can accept that crypto wherever she may be shooting becasue she is more popular than French Poodles these days. It's a win win for everyone in my bleary eyes!

Ana Taylor Joy Slays at the BAFTAs

Incase you were wondering, I've been on a Rumspringa roadtrip to reconnect with friends and family the last 3 weeks and drove south from Brooklyn to Texas and around the Gulf Coast to Florida. I thought I was driving from the cold, but wound up bringing the cold everyone tolds me. Also, no posts during such shanaynayigans beacause I forgots me computer and finding a Mac store or a library to do this was absurd! 

Now, going from cold to hot, Ana Taylor Joy, turns up the heat at the BAFTAs and brings it to a boil with all the golden glam one could muster! She also brought with her a huge ass pashmina incase she gets chilly in that barley there mini. This whole lewk deserves a Caliente Cab Company award!