1.8.22

Alexis Stone as Jocelyn Wildenstein is Everything


Alexis Stone transforms into Jocelyn Wildenstein to pop eyeballs at the Balenciaga show in Paris. I love watching a glamorous makeup metamorphosis topped off by getting gussied up and having somewhere fabulous to go like a haute coture fashion show. This is performance art at it's best! Brava Alexis!

29.7.22

Beyoncé Gets the Beyhive a Buzzing

 


The Renaissance has arrived and Beyoncé is recession proof! Queen Bey got her hive all up in a tizzy and got them to not early stream the leaked music ahead of today. She also deputized them all to find the leak to bring the scoundrels down and break their souls. Rule number one in fight club, do not upset the beyhive or you will get stung!

27.7.22

Madonna Still Loves NYC 🍎

 


Paying homage, la Madonna,  returns to the scene of the crime where she  first rolled around on the floor of the Radio City Music Hall stage and riled up the world via the MTVs. It's clear that, NYC, the city of my dreams that begot lil' Madge and launched a bazillion others, still beguiles!

26.7.22

KeKe Palmer Rules the Weekend Movie Box Office

 


Kudos to the ravishing KeKe Palmer for having the number one movie with Nope! This scifi, bone chilling, spine tingler by Jordan Peele looks way too scary for me, but I will conquer my fears for Ms. KeKe any day!

21.7.22

Jean Paul Gaultier Freakshow Premiers in London

 


What do you do when you take a break from creating fashion shows and you are Jean Paul Gaultier? You make le JPG Freakshow fashion extravaganza extravaganza! Last night in London, fabulous creatures wowed in head to toe Gaultier dahlink, at this dazzling cirque de burlesque. A genius move by Monsieur Jean Paul to create a spotlight for the arts to shine upon us all!

20.7.22

Wednesday is Hunkday!

 


There is nothing like a summer hunk to make you think 'Get ye to the beach!' or 'Get ye to the GYM!'  This Wednesday Hunkday Hunk, Nathan McCallum, is an entrepeneur who prefers a speedo, likes to wear cute, fun outfits and seems generally like a happy go lucky guy. What's not to love?!?

18.7.22

Chromatica Ball is an Enigma Within an Enigma!

 

@thechromaticaball2022 Hermoso 🥹 #ladygaga #chromatica #thechromaticaball #chromaticaball #germany #parati #fyp #rainonme ♬ sonido original - The Chromatica Ball ⚔️💕




I have throughly combed through both interntes with my monocle 🧐 and have deduced that Lady GaGa still gaged it! La GaGa has conquered Düsseldorf with her Chromatica Ball tour to win the hearts of humankind yet again! 

16.7.22

Lady GaGa Chromatica Tour Launches Tomorrow 🚀

 

The balleyhooed Chromatica tour Launches tomorrow and lil' Monsters everywhere are in a tizzy getting their future galactic looks together! Lady GaGa is guaranteed to sing, dance and maybe even make contact with an intelligent life form from outerspace with her musical vibrations. 🛸 I do let my imagination wander. Honestly, I'm not sure what to expect, but expect to be thouroughly gagged and GaGa'd!

15.7.22

Harry Styles - Late Night Talking

 


The summer music scene is heating up with Harry Styles new Late Night Talking video which captures the imagination. Harry seems like a Try-sexual to me. The kind of guy who will try anything! Me, I'm a Tri-sexual because I'll try anything three times. Once to see if I like it, twice to make sure and a third time just because YOLO!

14.7.22

Cardi B - Hot Shit - feat Kanye West & Lil Durk

 

 

 I'm not one to curse unless I stub my toe or hit my funny bone real hard. Mostly because I think there are better words to really describe how you feel, but anyways that's just me. I'm not one to judge either, lest me be judged I read somewhere once. Cardi B though can do no wrong in my eyes! In this fantasctical video she's on top of the world again! Also featured in this song is Kim Kardashian's egotistical ex baby daddy Kanye/yeezy/Weezy Jefferson. Also, there's  a lil durk lurking in the background who may or may not be one to watch. Only time can tell these things.