Madonna Announces 2023 US Tour!!!

 

The one, the original, the immaculate Madonna, has just announced a US tour where she will make us all sticky and sweet by sweating to the oldies! Madge will showcase music on The Celebration Tour from her over 40 year career which will probably make this at least a 3 day concert fer sure. So, find a couple side hustles and start saving your crypto currency because the material girl likes her money honey. This concert tour will be EVERYTHING!

HBD Charo! 🎈

 

Today will one day be a national holiday bigger than Donut Day, but for now Charo will just have to settle for a regular birthday surrouded by love from around the world. Charo has been enchanting my social medias for years now and always brings a smile to my face with her beauty, health tips and wise observations on life. She is like my therapy, so if you are ever feeling down go to her Insta and she will lift you up with her cuchi cuchi and give you a giggle too. HBD darlng Charo we love you mucho mucho!

Bad Bunny Headlines Coachella

The national hero of Puerto Rico, Bad Bunny, has become an international icon and is getting his seat at the Coaochella table with the likes of The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beyoncé and Billie Eyelash to name a few. Having just been in la isla bonita PR, I have now become a big, huge Bad Bunny fan by osmosis as his music was coming out of EVERYWHERE! I have also been inspired to create reggaeton music under the homage moniker Bad Bunion as my left one is killing me right now and I'm most certain it's trying to tell me something. Boriqua!

Ryan Murphy Gives Good Golden Globe Speech

The Golden Globes were last night and it was awoke! There was diversity up in there like never before and it felt real good. Ryan Murphy recieved the Carol Burnette Achievement Award for being most excellent. His speech gave me all the feels as he duly acknowledged MJ Rodriguez for her untelevised win over the covids. MJ stood tall and recieved all the applause from her peers she deserved while slaying in true blue Balmain btw. Ryan has proven to be a class act who keeps bringing the content about and for us at lightnening speed. Thank you and keep it coming honey and we'll keep watching!

Rihanna Concert is Coming aka Superbowl

 

I'm getting super excited for the Rihanna concert coming soon along with that sports ball game. I just realized I don't know anything about balls except for when there are two of them, hmmm. I know as much about ball sports as I know about nuculear physics and I plan to keep it that way as I've done learnt enough in my life! Me knowing about these things will not advance society, but only take up valuable space in my random access memory that is full of the stuff you'll find here like drag queens, divas and disco dollies, the triple D's as I like to call them, these are the types of topics I like to enlighten you with and put on your gaydar. Oh and if your are looking for a good long run on sentence, I got you! Anyhoo, stay tuned for much more vapidity this year as I type my fngers to the bone, now take on your day and slay!

** Correction: Quadruple D's 😜

Wednesday is Hunkday!

The first Wednesday Hunkday Hunk of 2023 is Tanner Reddick who has been gracing my feed for a while now with his cool fashion stylings. With his long slim frame clothes just fit him good. If you heart him he'll heart you back which surprised me and made me blush. Tanner really knows how to pull a look together and rock it which keeps me peeping for more, more, more! 

Miley & Dolly Kiss 2023 Hello

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2023 will be a New Years Eve to remember, if you don't over do it, with Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton ringing it in together for Miley's New Years Eve Party tonight. This will be THE party to be at or watch which is what I will be doing if I can stay up that late. Dolly better take a disco nap!

RIP Barbra Walters & Good Riddance 2022

2022 will forever be remembered as the year we lost too many icons. For me the devastation started with Olivia Newton John, then Queeen Elizabeth and my more beloved chihuahua, followed by Irene Cara, so now the news that Barbra Walters has gone up to the big view in the sky is enough for me to say buh-bye and pull out of 2022 to start anew but quick! I did see BW in real life on the street in NYC once and she was teeny-tiny with a big bobble head. As she got out of her town car and walked past with her bodyguards, people yelled her name, 'Yo Barbra!', and she smiled and waved like the real queen she was. BW was truly larger than life! Thank you for leading the pack in television journalism and starting The View, giving us all something to squawk about. I know you'll get the ultimate interview with Jesus on the other side for your biggest prime time special ever! Just don't make him cry! xoxo

Mariah Carey Sings with her Mini Me

 

Mariah Carey's Christmas Special last night on TVs was everything you ever wanted in a Mariah Carey Christms Special to be! Recorded live at Madison Square Garden she sang some xmas classics and some of her own classics which tooke me higher and higher like a sweet sweet fantasy baby! She also trained her lovely daughter to sing and take the low road so Mimi can still squelch the high notes convincingly. And finally dragging everyone out including Billy Porter, with the song that shalll remain unnamed lest it get stuck in my head again. All in all it was a very mary and family frinedly Christmas Special, like a drag queen story hours for all the world to see!

President Joe Biden Passes Respect for Marriage Act

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President  Joe Biden has been busy this holiday season and passes the Marriage Equality Act which protects the rights of the lgbtq+ community as well as the rights of interracial couples.  Love is love, get used to it!