7.5.11

Charlie to Twins: Can You Say 'Mommy's in Rehab?'

I don't usually cut and pate like this, but i have to for this indelible homage/quotage...

Charlie tells TMZ ... it's the first time he's been able to spend a weekend with Bob and Max since the judge took custody away from him back in March.
Charlie says he's spending the weekend expanding the boys' vocabulary: "I am teaching them words, because they're speaking now. I'm teaching them the word 'rehab' so they always know where their mom is."
As you are reading I'm concocting a whole new ad campaign for an old perfume... in my head that is

via duh tmz