31.3.11

Lindsay Lohan falls outside of East Village bar







Then she gets up, dusts herself off and trys agains!

Lindsay Lohan -- On Bended Knee

via TMZ

Historic photos of Mrecury's surface

Messenger captures 'historic' photographs of Mercury's surface

This is pretty awesome!  The big crater is apparently 50 miles wide. Doesn't look like there is much to do on this planet. I'll stay on planet earth.

telegraph.co.uk

"Mad Men" fans start Facebook save me page; Full cast saved!

"AMC is demanding at least two characters be cut and episodes be shortened by two minutes to sell more ads." its like cutting off your nose to spite your face. Ironic isn't it? Get it together and start making us more Mad Men. At least we'll have True Blood soon!


Since this post Mad Men has been saved with full cast intact!
"Mad Men" fans set up Facebook page called "Save Mad Men from the Ad Men" - NYPOST.com

30.3.11

'Psycho' Mike -- Topless Dancer



He should have used some of these moves on Dancing with the Stars he may have made 2nd place at least

Jan Brady finally getting attention she deserved!



Who couldn't relate to Jan Brady, although everyone wanted to be Marsha.

Eve Plumb moves to New York City to star in "Miss Abigail's Guide to Dating" - NYPOST.com

Enrique Iglesias: My Ego Couldn't Handle Britney



A post shared by Enrique Iglesias (@enriqueiglesias) on


As predicted Britney announced her new tour with opening act Enrque Iglesias.
I could see how his ego could be bruised. It's all about Enrique and it wouldn't be if he was opening the Britney tour. Who do you think would be a good opening act? Sheena Easton!


Enrique Iglesias: My Ego Couldn't Handle Britney

29.3.11

Twin Babies' Secret Language?

Zsa Zsa Gabor --Rushed to Hospital


Prayers for Zsa Zsa.
Zsa Zsa did say she was next after Liz.

Zsa Zsa Gabor -- Spitting Blood, Rushed to Hospital

via TMZ

Clooney: Why Am I A Witness in that Prostitution Trial?


George Clooney has a point. I was wondering the same thing.

Clooney: Why Am I A Witness in that Prostitution Trial?

via TMZ

Is 'Mad Men' in cancellation danger? - latimes.com



Oh Nooooo! I may need to start going to church online or get a a hobby to fill up the time this summer.
Although it's the perfect time for another show to take Sunday nights. With DVR and all does it really matter?

Fast Track: Is 'Mad Men' in cancellation danger? - latimes.com

Rob Lowe on Charlie Sheen-'Vanity Fair'




Rob Lowe on Charlie Sheen...
“We competed to see who could play harder, then show up for work and still kick ass. The verdict: Charlie by a nose,” Robrevealed about working with the troubled actor back in 1987


Rob partied hard back in the day, but still looks great for 40 something.


via just Jared

Faux Lady GaGa fools many in Miami - NYPOST.com

Lady Gaga

I'm not sure I could tell the reall GaGa from the fake either. Well maybe I could.
Faux Lady GaGa fools many in Miami - NYPOST.com

'Idol' Finalists: The Haunted Mansion Wasn't Haunted!

28.3.11

Britney spears secret concert in las Vegas at the palms




Britney is back! World tour or Vegas act to come?


Italy bracing for arrival of 'Jersey Shore' today - NYPOST.com


No one warned us Italy. So get ready to be shocked and assaulted by the GTL generation. Relax, it will be worth all the laughs.
Snooki speaking Italian will be worth it alone. Even better, I'd love to see her recreate the Lucy grape stomping scene with J-Wow.

Italy bracing for arrival of 'Jersey Shore' today - NYPOST.com

Katy's boobs traumatize mom - NYPOST.com



It's hard when your daughter becomes a showgirl. Starting to smell like someone is in the tell all business for the money.

Katy Perry's mother Mary Perry Hudson details her shame in seeing Katy Perry flaunt her breasts - NYPOST.com

26.3.11

South Park guys make beautiful musical together!

South Park creators Matt Stone (L) and Trey Parker pose for a photo in New York March 18, 2011. REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi

South park on the boards.
Lets do a matinee!

reuters.com

OMG is officially a scrabble word!




OMG! so as it's been txtd, Websters makes it done!
Now I'm waiting for "grody 2 da max" to make it too.

Lady Gaga - Born This Way (The Country Road Version)



everyday make something happen,
because if u don't make it happen
it will never ocur.


Lady Gaga becomes first person to have 9m Twitter followers


24.3.11

Glee tour will include Darren Criss!



Darren Criss is probably the best performer on the show. Way better than that broadway showboater Lea Michele. This tour is officially now worth seeing. Two front row tickets please.

gleetour.com

Real Housewives boss Andy Cohen makes himself the star of network ad campaign - NYPOST.com


He is the daddy of all the Housewives. After Queer Eye for the straight guy ended and it was ok to be a metrosexual Bravo had no hits. The Housewives franchise saved the network. As for Andy Cohens' show gobsmack it.

Bravo boss Andy Cohen makes himself the star of network ad campaign - NYPOST.com

American Idol Contestants Flee -- Our Mansion Is HAUNTED!



Yikes! Someone call Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Fred and Daphne to get in the Ghost Machine and solve this mystery but quick! or cut to the chase and find the groundskeeper so he can say "and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"

'Idol' Contestants Flee -- Our Mansion Is HAUNTED!

23.3.11

A Hollywood Life, Elizabeth Taylor vogue.co.uk


This is probably the best online tribute to Elizabeth Taylor I've seen so far...

view picture galleries at
vogue.co.uk
vogue.co.uk/beauty gallery

Liz Taylor has Passed :(



NY1 reports Elizabeth Taylor has passed at the age of 79.
Rest in peace violet eyes. 

Elizabeth Taylor fans and media descend on Forest Lawn
LA Times

Elizabeth Taylor -- The $11,000 Casket TMZ


Charlie Sheen -- You Ain't Comin' Back to 'Men'



So really the talks were just a ploy to lure Charlie back to rub it in his face even more that he will never be on that lame show again. Maybe he asked for a billion dollars an episode or he would bring his own odyssey dawn to CBS.

Charlie Sheen -- You Ain't Comin' Back to 'Men'

via TMZ

"Glee" hunk Chord Overstreet goes clubbing; jokes with doorman, "I have to wake up early for church with Lea Michele" - NYPOST.com

22.3.11

Shortest blog feud ever, James Franco & Bruce Vilanch make nice



Phew I can sleep tonight now! I'm so glad this was resolved.
I'm happier to know that James Franco reads blogs and believes everything he reads as one should. When does he find the time?

via huffington post

Royal memorabilia watch: Kate & William-inspired tea bags - Pop2it - Zap2it

Katy Perry: Saturday Night at Shoreditch House! | katy perry shoreditch house J2

katy perry shoreditch house 06

Katy Perry showing She doesn't have to show her chi chi's all the time doing her best Morticia Adams.

Katy Perry: Saturday Night at Shoreditch House! | katy perry shoreditch house 06 - Photo Gallery | Just Jared

60 yr old Kirstie Alley & Maksim Chmerkovskiy- Dancing with the Stars Pa...


Not bad for 60. What a fun way to lose the weight and it's gotta be nice grabbing on to Maksim to keep you from falling.

James Franco Tweets Bruce Vilanch Graffiti Photo In Response To Oscar Criticism (PHOTO)



It's a little late for this war as the Oscar's are way over and we can't even remember who was nominated anymore anyways. In fact most people don't even know who Bruce Vilanch is. More people know who .James Franco is, but he did kind of blow it. He'd rather forget I'm sure. Me too.

huffingtonpost.com

Chris Brown -- Violent Outburst at 'GMA'



He's kind of a good actor. Just focus on that Chris. Quit the sexy texting and the violent outbursts. We thought you were past that. 
Class it up! see below

Chris Brown -- Violent Outburst at 'GMA'

via TMZ

Rihanna's 2011 "Loud Tour" shaping up to be difficult as her 2010 "Last Girl on Earth" tour - NYPOST.com

Just come out with another hit, or tour with Katy Perry.
Rihanna's 2011 "Loud Tour" shaping up to be difficult as her 2010 "Last Girl on Earth" tour - NYPOST.com

20.3.11

Lindsay Lohan ditched family time to party in New York - NYPOST.com




Who wouldn't?
At this point it's really just about the accessories.

Lindsay Lohan ditched family time to party in New York - NYPOST.com

Smells like spring spirit! Cocteau Twins - Bluebeard (Live)



You have to kiss a lot of frogs until you find your prince. I suggest kissing as many as you can so you know when you find him he is the bestest of the best. Let me tell you it's never the first, It's the last. Mine is a keeper!

19.3.11

Jennifer Lopez & Lady Gaga Team Up for 'Invading My Mind'


Poker Face vs. Jenny From The Block (Lady GaGa & Jennifer Lopez Mashup)


Check out Jennifer Lopez’s song “Invading My Mind,” which was produced and written by Lady Gaga!

The track, one of two which Gagaworked on with producer Red One, will be featured on J. Lo’s upcoming album,Love?
“It’s invading my mind and breaking the ice. I can’t fight it. This feeling’s invading my mind. I’m infected tonight. I can’t fit it, It’s invading my mind,” she sings.

A First Look Behind the Scenes of Deathly Hallows - Part 2


Harry Potter excitement is starting already.
July 16th premiere already sold out!

Biggest 'supermoon' for 19 years expected Saturday - NYPOST.com


I'm looking forward to the Supermoon tonight. 14% larger and 30% brighter they are saying. I will watch it privately from my roof cabana to avoid the crazytown that will come out tonight. The good weather plus the Supermoon is a recipe for absolute mayhem. Yikes!

Biggest 'supermoon' for 19 years expected Saturday - NYPOST.com

How The Knicks Won Last Night - Lady luck Lohan is on their side




Whoop there it is! Hey isn't that the guy from the Sopranos in the front?

How The Knicks Won Last Night - The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Renee Zellweger is back on her Bridget Jones



Now for the most boring news, Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper break up. I do love me some Bcoop.
I wonder why they broke up?...My speculation is that she is a clutch carrying lesbian and he has to be gay. Please be gay Bcoop.

via thesun.co.uk

Britney's Backup Dancers -- Don't Feed Her Drugs!


In Britney's non-disclosure agreement for her dancers it states "Contractor acknowledges that it is essential that [Britney] not be exposed to any alcohol, drugs, or controlled substances."
This is serious business. She has had a plethora of problems in the past and now that she is on the straight and narrow. Her life has become normal/boring again. Although we do miss us some crazy Britney. A healthy sober person is a better person. Keep taking your meds you are in the zone. I feel a tour coming!

Britney's Backup Dancers -- Don't Feed Her Drugs!
via TMZ

Zac Efron all American boy

Zac Efron
""The 23-year-old star spent some time hanging out on Manhattan Beach in California, and luckily some paparazzi snapped some shots of the hunky 'New Year's Eve' star.

We can thank Efron's new film 'The Lucky One' for his super buff bod. The teen-star gained 18 pounds for the role in which he is set to play a Marine. But don't let this very grown up looking Efron fool you -- he and pals spent the day skateboarding and even showed off his stellar muscles by hanging from the swing set.""

Note to self; go to gym today...

Chyna to Snooki -- I Got Your FIST Pump Right Here




This is a classic case of an old "celebrity", and I use this term loosely, trying to glom on to a brighter younger stars spot light. This reeks of desperation. Right now Snooki is riding the glimmering wave of celebrity. May it never crash. Oh wait, it has. Just like girl fights at bars, getting arrested for public intoxication on the Jersey Shore is a sacred right of passage for a guidette.

Chyna to Snooki -- I Got Your FIST Pump Right Here
via TMZ

Nicki Minaj in talks with Simon Cowell to be a judge on "The X Factor" - NYPOST.com




Although the X factor is yet to start here in the states I know that has been pops star judges is not the way to go. A new show needs new blood. This will put Niki Minaj on the map just like it did Cheryl Cole in the UK who everyone adored. I can't wait to see what kind of crazy outfits NiIki will wear...

Nicki Minaj in talks with Simon Cowell to be a judge on "The X Factor" - NYPOST.com

18.3.11

Sorry no Posts today :(

The temperature is in the 70's today!
Spring has sprung on the runway that is New York!

17.3.11

Vaness Hudgens Meets With FBI Over Hacked Nude Photos



"Authorities believe as many as 50 other celebrities may have had their accounts hacked as well.
One of the other celebs is Scarlett Johansson, who had a nude picture hacked from her iPhone, TMZ reports."


Now this is kind of scary because how do they do this? And how do they know you are nude in your photos?


This boggles the mind. I heard that they can hack in and turn your computers camera on and watch you. Truly creepy.


The FBI needs to put their best agent on this. Go get em Clarice! 
If anyone can find a pervert she can.
Ciao for now.


via foxnews.com

The CFDA 2011 Nominees announced, Olsen Twins, Lady GaGa nominated


Here are some highlights-
International Designer of the Year Celine creative director Phoebe Philo
Geoffrey Beene Lifetime Achievement Award 




Fashion Icon of the Year Lady Gaga


Swarovski Award for Womenswear
The nominees:
 Joseph AltuzarraAshley and Mary-Kate Olsen andPrabal Gurung


vogue.co.uk


Lindsay Probation Report: She's Been Drinking Again!


Kombucha really? Who knew it had an alcohol content.
Give a girl a break. I'm gonna drink this at work.

Lindsay Probation Report: She's Been Drinking Again!

via tmz

Kim Kardashian blames New York for making her fat - NYPOST.com

Although Jackie Chan has nothing to do with this.
This is the look you make when you look down and see some
extra chubs. I'm on team Kim Kardashian on this one. The food in NYC is the best!

Kim Kardashian blames New York for making her fat - NYPOST.com

Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas split - NYPOST.com


Ashley who? Ashley Whocares is more like it.
On to the next one Joe. Who will it be? You?

Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas split - NYPOST.com

16.3.11

More anti-gay hatred after Kurt and Blaine finally kiss on Glee


Finally, it's happened on Glee!
well not really Kurt was kissed by his bully before, but that never really happens.
The kiss has inspired hatred among politicians already.
Maybe these bullies will be blowing air kisses in no time.

What's Brewing: More anti-gay hatred from Dan Ramos; Kurt and Blaine finally kiss on Glee

via Dallas voice

Joe Jonas Goes It Alone on Cover/Details



"I'm not gay." he says in the interview, but he gives us his best George Michael anyways.
That's ok, we'll take it!
Joe Jonas Goes It Alone Cover Stars: Details.com

The Situation Gets Booed While Roasting Donald Trump



You don't GTL to be funny.
He thinks he's funny tho like when he ordered the cab for
Snookie and Deeana to take them to Times Square instead of down the block on the shore.

The Situation Gets Booed While Roasting Donald Trump

Mary Perry Hudson shopping book on how Katy Perry's career has affected her Christian ministry - NYPOST.com


I'm sure the book will discuss her chi chi flashing outfits,
maybe marrying a recovering drug addict like Russell Brand.
I guess her mom could go on and on,
Just get the book done in time to read on the beach!

Mary Perry Hudson shopping book on how Katy Perry's career has affected her Christian ministry - NYPOST.com

15.3.11

Lindsay Lohan offered up to 90 days in jail if she takes plea deal in necklace theft case, judge says - NYPOST.com

 

"If Lindsay does gamble, and go to trial, and the jury finds her guilty, there is a chance she wouldn't go to state prison,” the source said.

Chances are she'll go to the same prison they send bad care bears..

Read more: NYPOST

Lindsay Lohan offered up to 90 days in jail if she takes plea deal in necklace theft case, judge says - NYPOST.com

Burglar arrested at Madonna's London house - NYPOST.com


They are lucky she wasn't around.
That Madonna can take care of her self.
She would have broughten it.

Burglar arrested at Madonna's London house - NYPOST.com