dbriefed: June 2011

29.6.11

Man vs. Wild - Bear & Jake Gyllenhaal Take on Iceland

Did Bear Grylls see Brokeback Mountain? Jake Gyllenhaal must be thrilled. It's like when you go on your first overnighter when you are kid and you get to share a room with the boy you have had a crush on for years. Don't screw it up Jake. These chances don't happen too often. What happens in a tent on top of a mountin' stays on top of the mountain.

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Lindsay Lohan -- Free To Roam Today

Roam if you want to! Roam around the world!

Lindsay's house arrest is finally over today. You may ask yourself WWLD?
What would Lindsay do?

Lindsay Lohan -- Free To Roam Today

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Anne Hathaway Covers Harper’s Bazaar August 2011

Here is our Audrey Hepburn. Anne Hathaway is looking a little photoshopped in the face. Also be careful on that bus you may get it caught in the wheel and hurt your self and look out for that creepy kid.

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Courtney Love takes a joyride in David LaChapelle's car, leaving him fuming at Soho House - NYPOST.com

Oh Courtney. Thats what you get DChappelle. What were you thinking? Just be glad it wasn't her driving. Incase you forgot there are things called cabs. What a dork!

Courtney Love takes a joyride in David LaChapelle's car, leaving him fuming at Soho House - NYPOST.com

24.6.11

Gay Marriage has passed in NY!!!

Gay Marriage has passed in NY with a 33 to 29 vote!
Finally it's happeing to me righ in front of my face and my lips can't describe it!

20.6.11

El Willy

This is just too cute to not post. I think we have found the you tube star of the year!
Take that Rebecca Black!

17.6.11

Historic Marine base Parris Island gets first female general - NYPOST.com

Sisters are doing it for themselves?

Historic Marine base Parris Island gets first female general - NYPOST.com

Britney tour begins in California!

This is the tour of the summer! I I can't wait for her NYC shows I'm sure she'll be in top form by then, maybe even singing a whole song and actually performing a whole dance routine by herself, she could just use those bars to keep her up as 30 year olds get tired quicker.

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Lady GaGa is on the "Edge of Glory" she thinks

14.6.11

Liza Minnelli holds yard sale in the Hamptons, sells off worn dance shoes, lampshades, gifts from Michael Jackson and hip-replacement book - NYPOST.com

This is one yard sale that I'm kicking myself for not knowing about. I would have hopped on the Jitney toot suite. Michael Jacksons' Epaulettes!?!? Who would sell those??

Liza Minnelli holds yard sale in the Hamptons, sells off worn dance shoes, lampshades, gifts from Michael Jackson and hip-replacement book - NYPOST.com

Katy Perry unleashes 'Last Friday Night'

If you aren't one of the 5,679,786 who haven't seen Katy Perry's new video please do. It's epic! One must, this is international social currency with no exchange rate.

Katy Perry unleashes 'Last Friday Night'

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Can You Believe They're The Same Age?

The answer is yes. Here is a fun slideshow. It puts age into perspective. I liken myself to both Paula Abdul and Demi Moore. You?

10.6.11

Heat wave-breaking storm forces Blackeyed Peas free concert in Central Park to cancel:(

It was 98 degrees in NYC yesterday and I'm not talking Nick Lachey. It was hotter than dog doo doo in a skillet! I was very concerned that if the BEP's did go on that Fergie Ferg's face would have melted right off. Mine almost did on the subway platform, but I maintained. I prayed, as she probably did as well, for an act of god. Well he heard our prayers and right before showtime the sky blackened and the lord sent thunder & lightening from above and then the rains came. Sadly for the fools who waited all day, the show was cancelled. Luckily for us, the rain passed and cooled the city off for a minute, oh and Fergies face was saved! There is a God and he likes Wild Orchids.

Heat wave-breaking storm forces free concert cancellation - NYPOST.com

fergie ferg asks Taboo? to apologize for her on twitter

Now here's a video! Where Da Melph At?

This is what I woke up to this morning. It's looking like a good friday for me. Now this is what a video is supposed to be. I think there is a new red headed star on the rise. Rihanna look out for Katey Red. Tour with her and your concerts will sell out quicker than it takes your jaw to drop while watching this.

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9.6.11

mini warbler performing to teenage dream

I love performing baby gays. His mom should never wonder if he turns out gay. She made him that way.

7.6.11

Gay Cop Told Marching in Gay Parade a "Discredit"

Gays are still fighting the fight. The best way is to wear next to nothing and march in a parade. That'll show them!

Gay Cop Told Marching in Gay Parade a "Discredit"

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Prince Hot Ginge! Just because.

A little tongue from the worlds most favorite prince. I just can't help myself.

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Ms. Swan Did It Better

Thank you Michael k for your tireless reportage and for finding the real story once again!

Ms. Swan Did It Better

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6.6.11

'Jersey Shore' cast to return to NJ | abc13.com

Jersey Shore returning to guess where? The Jersey Shore! Shooting starts in June for the 5th season. I can't believe it's been 5 seasons. What have we learned about them since? I've learned that they aren't too different than me. I'm orange, I fist pump, I do laundry oh and I like to get wasted and fall off my shoes.

'Jersey Shore' cast to return to NJ | abc13.com

Lindsay Lohan Gets Popped in the Mouth

All this done while on house arrest? It beats making shanks in prison.

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Katy Perry shooting Rolling Stone cover in Miami with Terry Richardson

I hope Terry Richardson makes her look better than this. I'm sure he'll turn her out and make her look like a skanky ho which is his speciality.

Katy Perry shooting Rolling Stone cover in Miami with Terry Richardson - NYPOST.com

3.6.11

Facebook billionaire Sean Parkershakes off his party-boy image

Wah wah wah! Why don't you cry to someone who cares like your pillowcases filled with hundreds or your stripper looking fiancee. Nobody likes a whiny rich boy.
I never saw the facebook movie and really never want to.
The book of faces is just a passing fancy.

Facebook billionaire Sean Parker fights to shake off his party-boy image, but says he has been "stigmatized by a victimless crime" - NYPOST.com

The Muppets Hangover. Part 2 spoof

I don't think I've ben this excited about a movie since The Muppets Take Manhattan. That goes down with Breakfast at Tiffanys, Desperately Seeking Susan, King Kong, Moonstruck, Westside Story, Working Girl as the quintessential movies about New York that inspired me to move here. I can't wait to see Miss Piggy where she belongs again. On the big screen. PIG POWER!

2.6.11

Sarah Jessica Parker Admires Lady Gaga's Style At Cannes

Well if you consider wearing wacky outfits style then they both fit the bill. Wear wacky while you can. You are only young and limber for so long!

Sarah Jessica Parker Admires Lady Gaga's Style At Cannes

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Lindsay Lohan Keeps Getting Jank Ass Monitoring Anklets

Thank goodness the ankle monitoring control company was there so there is no doubt she is staying sober. It ain't easy. She's feeling good from her head to her shoes, knows where she's going and knows what to do, oooh ooh ooh ooh ooooh, she got a new anklet too!

Lindsay Lohan Keeps Getting Jank Ass Monitoring Anklets

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Taylor Lautner's Dad Might Be Crazy

What hollywood parent riding the gravy train on the cutoffs of their children isn't crazy? Crazy does makes pretty tho.

Taylor Lautner's Dad Might Be Crazy

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Chelsea Handler plans to change "Chelsea Lately" to something that is not "celebrity-centered" if she stays at E! - NYPOST.com

Chelsea handler wants to use her brain more she says. Thats what all aging party girls from Jersey eventually want to do. More power to you, take note sluts.

Chelsea Handler plans to change "Chelsea Lately" to something that is not "celebrity-centered" if she stays at E! - NYPOST.com

1.6.11

LL Cool J, Debbie Harry, Carole King, Natasha Bedingfield, MC Hammer, Whoopi Goldberg, Zach Braff and Jimmy Smits join the Black Eyed Peas and Robin Hood Foundation's Concert 4 NYC - NYPOST.com

The only reason to go to this concert is Debbie Harry, oh and to see what the kids are wearing or barely wearing too, well maybe also to catch a peek at MC Hammer to see if he'll wear His shabadoo pants.

LL Cool J, Debbie Harry, Carole King, Natasha Bedingfield, MC Hammer, Whoopi Goldberg, Zach Braff and Jimmy Smits join the Black Eyed Peas and Robin Hood Foundation's Concert 4 NYC - NYPOST.com

Snooki Loses Her Drivers License

Poor Snookie. Driving is overrated anyways and driving in Italy is just crazy. I highly suggest walking instead. I am loving her neck lengthening device. It really makes her look taller and even more regal.

Snooki Loses Her Drivers License