Have you ever made a list of reasons why it would never work out between you and an Instagram boyfriend then agree that we should continue loving each other from afar? That it's him and not you that's cuckoo for cocoa puffs? Well I have and I'm pretty sure it's not going to work out between us Joao Lima because your tall/dark/handsome belongs to the world! That said, this model/dj/ Wednesday Hunkday hunk is all yours now.