Paper Magazine is trying to break the internets again with Cher on the cover just as she suspiciously happens to have a Christmas album coming out. Anyhoo, said album has some duets. A good duet would be Cher and Mrs. Claus doing a disco xmas version of Enough is Enough just for fun! Or Cher dueting with an elf who looks like Sonny on aLil' Drummer Boy. I can only pray to hear Cher sing those parum pa pa pums!