6.3.11

Miley Cyrus does Lyndsay Lohan on SNL NBC.com

Charlie Sheen has a TV show and has Moammar Gadhafi, Lindsay Lohan and other guests who have one thing in common: Winning!
Saturday Night Live - Duh! Winning! Cold Open - Video - NBC.com

Lindsay Jeweler May Have Screwed Prosecutor



There must be a fairygodmother looking after Lindsay.
I always suspected the jeweler in question was in it for the publicity.
Now take my advice and get ye to QVC with your own jewelry/accessories line.
You could make some serious cash and it's a chance to get back into peoples homes and hearts .
Lindsay Jeweler May Have Screwed Prosecutor
via TMZ

Katy Perry and her hit-making producer Dr. Luke at odds - NYPOST.com



In this day and age it's really not about if you can sing anymore,
it really is about the producer, but there are other producers.
I'm excited to see how she tops Firework...
Strike while the iron is hot because when you are not, you're not.


Katy Perry and her hit-making producer Dr. Luke at odds - NYPOST.com

5.3.11

Lady Gaga is the new cat woman!



well, not really, but she should be...
but I wonder
if underwear were never invented
what would gaga wear?

via dlisted

Ke$ha -- I'm Putting My Face on Condoms




This is the surest form of birth control, abstinence.
Her fug mug is definitely a derector.

Ke$ha -- I'm Putting My Face on Condoms

Latoya Jackson or Janet Jackson?



Mistakes can be made.
Wigs can be borrowed.
I rest my case.

Barbara Corcoran mixes up the Jacksons - NYPOST.com

Lindsay Lohan -- I Won't Take Plea Deal with Jail Time


Lindsay needs to remake the wildly popular Women of Cell Block H from the early 80's.
Use your time wisely in the slammer and focus Lindsay, focus.

Lindsay Lohan -- I Won't Take Plea Deal with Jail Time

via TMZ

Heather Locklear has arrived back on earth from Xanadu!



Is it the Venus de Milo? No clam on a half shell here.
This ageless beauty is visiting NYC from Xanadu.
I'll have what she's having!

via dlisted