The Mayor Of Florence Wants To Destroy The Cast Of Jersey Shore

I've been to Florence. It's a pretty classy town. Salvatore Ferragamo, Statue of David, Venus DeMilo etc....

I was drunk everyday on the street and no one noticed. I think the cast of Jersey will be fine. Once the mayor gets a load of "the girls" he will be silly putty in their hands.

The Mayor Of Florence Wants To Destroy The Cast Of Jersey Shore

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Jennifer Lopez: BlackBerry PlayBook & LOVE? Launch!

A tube top, really? I know you are the most beautiful women in the world for another 350 days more or so, but a tube top, really? At 41, really? Take that to beach with a cover up, oh wait she's at Best Buy, nevermind.

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Justin Bieber chooses Charlie Sheen as Time's "most influential person in the world" - NYPOST.com

When asked who is the most influential person in the world he says

"[It] has got to be Charlie Sheen. He's got a million followers in one day on Twitter.

And . . . I've never seen that happen before. Plus, he's got tiger blood, and he's always winning."

You don't need a crystal ball for this one. I think we can all see where this is headed.

Two words...Leif Garret, I rest my case.

Justin Bieber chooses Charlie Sheen as Time's "most influential person in the world" - NYPOST.com

Roseanne Barr -- My Neighbor MURDERED My Goats!

Roseanne "Barr -- who lives on a macadamia nut farm in Hawai" insert joke here...

She claims it's anti semitism, maybe they just don't like goats.

If I was her I would get my goats and get the heck out of there.

There are other Hawaiian Islands.

As crazy as this story sounds cruelty to animals is never acceptable!

Roseanne Barr -- My Neighbor MURDERED My Goats!

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Pete Burns. Stunning. The End.

You spun my head right round Pete Burns!! I thought it was Cher.
Kudos!

Stunning. The End.

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Danny DeVito -- Quacked Out at Coachella

This is the hottest thing I've seen come out of Coachella this year, is Danny Devito back on the map?

Danny DeVito -- Quacked Out at Coachella

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Charlie Sheen Wants To Take Twins On Tour

I thought Charlie Sheen already had a set of twins with their own set of twins on his tour?
He is officially redundant.

Charlie Sheen Wants To Take Twins On Tour

Robert Pattinson beats Reese Witherspoon to "Water for Elephants" premiere - NYPOST.com

A little star competition never hurt anyone. The only reason they are where they are is because we put them there. Although I loved the Legally Blonde movies I feel like there is something wrong with Reese Witherspoons face. On the otherhand there is nothing wrong with Robet Pattinsons what so ever.

Robert Pattinson beats Reese Witherspoon to "Water for Elephants" premiere - NYPOST.com