Dog stolen from back seat of Porsche is reunited with owner five days later - NYPOST.com

Poor Harry was plucked from his very posh life with his bougies daddies outside of Whole foods only to wind up wandering the unseemly corridors of the Baruch projects. Lil' Harry was terrified! Luckily his owners relentless search efforts and thanks to a good samaritan, Harry was safely returned home. What an adventure!  At least Harry has his street cred now as he has developed a penchant for hip-hop. Hooray! Happy endings do exist in NYC.

Philip Treacy, Royal Wedding Hat Designer: Hats Are 'A Cheaper Form Of Cosmetic Surgery'

"When people think of hats, they think of her majesty the queen," designer Philip Treacy, who is making some hats for royal wedding guests, told The Associated Press on Monday. "They're exciting hats to make, because hats and royal weddings are both about magic, happiness and a sense of celebration."


C'est mon chapeau?


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But, Of Course: Lindsay Lohan Is Back In That Gotti Movie

Oy Lindsay Lohan, ai yi yi/ She's in, she's out. Shes in, she's out. Whatever! Once you are in you're in for life if you're connected...to scientology?

But, Of Course: Lindsay Lohan Is Back In That Gotti Movie

James Frey to return to Oprah Winfrey's show--despite being famously filleted by her in 2006 over "A Million Little Pieces" - NYPOST.com

Really James, really? Wasn't the first million pieces Oprah broke you into enough?!?!?

Get ready to be pulverized then.

James Frey to return to Oprah Winfrey's show--despite being famously filleted by her in 2006 over "A Million Little Pieces" - NYPOST.com

The Mayor Of Florence Wants To Destroy The Cast Of Jersey Shore

I've been to Florence. It's a pretty classy town. Salvatore Ferragamo, Statue of David, Venus DeMilo etc....

I was drunk everyday on the street and no one noticed. I think the cast of Jersey will be fine. Once the mayor gets a load of "the girls" he will be silly putty in their hands.

The Mayor Of Florence Wants To Destroy The Cast Of Jersey Shore

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Jennifer Lopez: BlackBerry PlayBook & LOVE? Launch!

A tube top, really? I know you are the most beautiful women in the world for another 350 days more or so, but a tube top, really? At 41, really? Take that to beach with a cover up, oh wait she's at Best Buy, nevermind.

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Justin Bieber chooses Charlie Sheen as Time's "most influential person in the world" - NYPOST.com

When asked who is the most influential person in the world he says

"[It] has got to be Charlie Sheen. He's got a million followers in one day on Twitter.

And . . . I've never seen that happen before. Plus, he's got tiger blood, and he's always winning."

You don't need a crystal ball for this one. I think we can all see where this is headed.

Two words...Leif Garret, I rest my case.

Justin Bieber chooses Charlie Sheen as Time's "most influential person in the world" - NYPOST.com

Roseanne Barr -- My Neighbor MURDERED My Goats!

Roseanne "Barr -- who lives on a macadamia nut farm in Hawai" insert joke here...

She claims it's anti semitism, maybe they just don't like goats.

If I was her I would get my goats and get the heck out of there.

There are other Hawaiian Islands.

As crazy as this story sounds cruelty to animals is never acceptable!

Roseanne Barr -- My Neighbor MURDERED My Goats!

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