Lindsay Lohan -- Bailed Outta Lynwood ... Again

"According to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department's website ... LiLo was in custody for almost five hours and her bail was set at $75,000." via TMZ
Lindsay is the new teflon. Slapped on the wrist with a misdemeanor. $75,000 bail really isn't that much. She probably had that in loose change mixed with tobacco at the bottom in her Birkin. She was prepared for this obviously. Now get back to acting and I don't mean just your age Ms. Lohan. Case closed!?

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Ab Fab Is Coming Back for Three More Episodes

Now I know for sure there is a god. My secret prayers have been answered. This is a abfabulous Easter surprise! You can't keep bad girls down! BTW Stoli Bolly's are lethal. You are lucky to get home with one shoe after a night like that.

Ab Fab Is Coming Back for Three More Episodes

Prince William and Kate Middleton Look a Little Sketchy

I'm getting excited about the ballyhooed nuptials! Should I stay up all night? Or should  wake up really early? Hmmmmm?

Lindsay Lohan Could Dodge Felony Bullet Today

Good luck girl! You'll need it. Just pray your judge is a reformed party girl and won't throw the book at you.

I'll say a lil' prayer for you too.

Lindsay Lohan Could Dodge Felony Bullet Today

Dog stolen from back seat of Porsche is reunited with owner five days later - NYPOST.com

Poor Harry was plucked from his very posh life with his bougies daddies outside of Whole foods only to wind up wandering the unseemly corridors of the Baruch projects. Lil' Harry was terrified! Luckily his owners relentless search efforts and thanks to a good samaritan, Harry was safely returned home. What an adventure!  At least Harry has his street cred now as he has developed a penchant for hip-hop. Hooray! Happy endings do exist in NYC.

Philip Treacy, Royal Wedding Hat Designer: Hats Are 'A Cheaper Form Of Cosmetic Surgery'

"When people think of hats, they think of her majesty the queen," designer Philip Treacy, who is making some hats for royal wedding guests, told The Associated Press on Monday. "They're exciting hats to make, because hats and royal weddings are both about magic, happiness and a sense of celebration."


C'est mon chapeau?


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But, Of Course: Lindsay Lohan Is Back In That Gotti Movie

Oy Lindsay Lohan, ai yi yi/ She's in, she's out. Shes in, she's out. Whatever! Once you are in you're in for life if you're connected...to scientology?

But, Of Course: Lindsay Lohan Is Back In That Gotti Movie

James Frey to return to Oprah Winfrey's show--despite being famously filleted by her in 2006 over "A Million Little Pieces" - NYPOST.com

Really James, really? Wasn't the first million pieces Oprah broke you into enough?!?!?

Get ready to be pulverized then.

James Frey to return to Oprah Winfrey's show--despite being famously filleted by her in 2006 over "A Million Little Pieces" - NYPOST.com