Italian College WARNS Students -- Beware of 'Jersey'

What is there to be afraid of? Not only has Snookie had a book written for her by a ghost writer, here is proof that she is in the process of reading a book. Get over yourselves snooty college people! She's gots her education! Italy is lucky just to have her grace them with her poof! This from a country who voted la Chicciolina into parliment. I rest my case.

Italian College WARNS Students -- Beware of 'Jersey'

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Homeless woman mistakes Paris Hilton for Lindsay Lohan

I'm sure that had to rub Paris Hilton the wrong way. To be honest Lindsay is way more famous than Paris these days. Reality shows are so 2000. The real reality is living your life out in front of a judge and bazillions of people waiting to see if they are going to throw you in the klink or not. Now that's a reality show, for reals!

Paris Hilton Takes A SHOT At Lindsay Lohan

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St. Angie Is Lezzing It Up At The Roosevelt Hotel

Is Angleina Jolie living her old lesbian fantasies out again or is she just sick of the Brad Pitt lovin. It's probably all the kids that are driving her to some release. I like lezzie Jolie better than diplomat humanitarian Jolie. At least this doesn't seem like acting.

St. Angie Is Lezzing It Up At The Roosevelt Hotel

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Katy Perry on the cover of Vanity Fair

In my humble opinion this Katy Perry cover is one of the best Vanity Fair covers in years. This will be a top seller for sure for that old rag. Reminds me of an oldie but a goodie cover shoot with Madonna from back in the day. Yes I'm slightly past my expiration date. View at your own risk.

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Wednesday is Hunkday! Lorenzo Lamas

53 never looked better! I remember him from Grease where he played Sandy's Jock boyfriend; the fabulous prime time soap Falconcrest; his biker phase and his fairytale marriage to Shauna Sand the godess of lucite. I hope this marriage works out for him, if not take my last name.

Lorenzo Lamas -- Marriage Does the Body Good

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2011 Tony Nominations announced

I'm very disappointed that my favorite Priscilla Queen of the Desert only got 2 nominations, but that figures because it was way too feel good and wasn't snooty enough. At least it got two good ones.

Priscilla got...

Best Actor in a Musical - Tony Sheldon

Best Costume Design- Tim Chappel & Lizzy Gardiner

I predict it will win Best Costume Design. Oh and Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliff  got nothing for How to Succeed in Business for singing and dancing his little wizard heart out? At least he has millions to hug at night when he goes to sleep.

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and the Queen of the Met Costume ball is....Andre Leon Talley!

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When I worked at Condé Nast I rode the elevator with Andre Leon Talley once. He walked in the building dragging his fur on the ground and dropped like 30 names by the time I got off on the 4th floor. I love that man. In my eyes he can do not wrong, well maybe not, but this must be overlooked because when you are like 7 feet tall and getting that wide what do you wear? This! Perfection!

Beyonce and Jay-Z get booed on Met Costume Gala red carpet - Pop2it - Zap2it

Refusing to pose for pictures at The Met Costume Gala is like punching Ana Wintour in the Vajayjay.
Do not bite the hand that feeds you. Remember you are only where you are because we know who you are. A picture speaks a billion dollars.

Beyonce and Jay-Z get booed on Met Costume Gala red carpet - Pop2it - Zap2it