7.5.11

Madonna's charity Raising Malawi and the Kabbalah Centre hit with subpoenas as part of IRS investigation - NYPOST.com


Subpoena is one of the hardest words to spell, but one of the easiest things to receive. That's why I like to call them subpeins's.

Madonna's charity Raising Malawi and the Kabbalah Centre hit with subpoenas as part of IRS investigation - NYPOST.com

Charlie to Twins: Can You Say 'Mommy's in Rehab?'

I don't usually cut and pate like this, but i have to for this indelible homage/quotage...

Charlie tells TMZ ... it's the first time he's been able to spend a weekend with Bob and Max since the judge took custody away from him back in March.
Charlie says he's spending the weekend expanding the boys' vocabulary: "I am teaching them words, because they're speaking now. I'm teaching them the word 'rehab' so they always know where their mom is."
As you are reading I'm concocting a whole new ad campaign for an old perfume... in my head that is

via duh tmz

6.5.11

Teeny Tiny Guitar Alert-Ryan Gosling on the prowl in NYC


You have to give it up to a man who is not afraid to walk the streets of NYC showing off his Teeny Tiny guitar in broad daylight. I think Ryan Gosling should win some kind of award just for that!

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Did Bill Gates get bounced from the Top of the Standard? "Impossible," say his reps - NYPOST.com


Don't feel bad Bill this has happened to me on several occasions. Bill Gates' camp says he was never there, but if this did happen he should have bought the place and fired everyone. I love it when rich people say they are going to do that. You can even say it if you are upper class, upper middle class, middle class, blue collar or happily poor. Try it sometime, it feels real good. They'll never know your station in life. And btw what the heck is a "cultural coordinator"? Back in the day it was a fierce drag queen or Willi Ninja at the door with a list.

TGIF Earworm

Did Bill Gates get bounced from the Top of the Standard? "Impossible," say his reps - NYPOST.com

Steven Tyler wears women's clothing - PopWrap




His blaber mouth daughter Liv Tyler goes on and on to say when asked about her fathers penchant for pretty things, " "His blouses! My dad wears girls' clothes -- it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!', because it's from my closet," "
You didn't need to wake Angela Lansbury up for this one. Just as I always suspected and now it's confirmed. Nothing like a new top for a pop of color to brighten up your day! Now I can get some sleep.

Steven Tyler wears women's clothing - PopWrap

5.5.11

Lady Gaga - Judas=CholaBikerBolly chic



Lady GaGa, because one should. I'd sum it up as CholaBikerBolly chic.

Madonna Donates Boots To LaGuardia High School Auction - DNAinfo.com





What an act of kindness from Madonna. This is a great idea for the use of hand me downs to raise money. If only my hand me downs had such an impact. Mine wind up at the salvation army or on my neighborhood homeless people. LaGuardia High School is the school from Fame. Lourdes Leon is lucky to get to go there. I wished I did growing up. I hope they make it to regionals this year!

Madonna Donates Boots To LaGuardia High School Auction - DNAinfo.com

Rihanna gets down at La Vie Lounge with DJ Prostyle - NYPOST.com



This most certainly is not scandalous. When you are young and single it is your duty to grind with anyone you want till the ligts come up till 4 AM. This perfectly legal activity I condone. I do hope that later she asked him to wear an umbrrella.

Rihanna gets down at La Vie Lounge with DJ Prostyle - NYPOST.com