Mysterious smear campaign unleashed against Lady Gaga in Luc Carl's neighborhood - NYPOST.com

There are a lot of Gaga haters out there. Some of them are good friends of mine. So it really doesn't surprise me that someone wants to ruin her relationship. I think she will probably do this herself anyways. I watched the HBO special on Friday and I fell asleep. I woke up and thought I was watching Madonna. Then I was like oh. Unfortunately Gaga doesn't have any original ideas. I guess in a world where everything has been done it's pretty hard. Nice try Gaga.

Mysterious smear campaign unleashed against Lady Gaga in Luc Carl's neighborhood - NYPOST.com

Happy Mommas Boy day!

I like to call Mother's day, Mommaas Boy day because if it wasn't for my mothers undiluted love I would not have grown into the warrior princess I am today! I thank you mommy for carrying me around for 9 months before birkin bags were the rage. I thank you mom for always treating me like this seasons hottest accessory and never letting me feel out of style! I thank you mommy dearest for supporting my queerness although I know it was tough at first. I thank you madre mia for being my beacon of light and hope! Thank you to the mother of my boo, you made life to the man of my dreams! In my eyes you are immortal. oh and props to my gay mommma too! You done told me NYC is just another city and if I want to it could be my city too. You raised me to the next level. Love to all the mommas of the world today!

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Madonna's charity Raising Malawi and the Kabbalah Centre hit with subpoenas as part of IRS investigation - NYPOST.com

Subpoena is one of the hardest words to spell, but one of the easiest things to receive. That's why I like to call them subpeins's.

Madonna's charity Raising Malawi and the Kabbalah Centre hit with subpoenas as part of IRS investigation - NYPOST.com

Charlie to Twins: Can You Say 'Mommy's in Rehab?'

I don't usually cut and pate like this, but i have to for this indelible homage/quotage...

Charlie tells TMZ ... it's the first time he's been able to spend a weekend with Bob and Max since the judge took custody away from him back in March.
Charlie says he's spending the weekend expanding the boys' vocabulary: "I am teaching them words, because they're speaking now. I'm teaching them the word 'rehab' so they always know where their mom is."

As you are reading I'm concocting a whole new ad campaign for an old perfume... in my head that is

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Teeny Tiny Guitar Alert-Ryan Gosling on the prowl in NYC

You have to give it up to a man who is not afraid to walk the streets of NYC showing off his Teeny Tiny guitar in broad daylight. I think Ryan Gosling should win some kind of award just for that!

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Did Bill Gates get bounced from the Top of the Standard? "Impossible," say his reps - NYPOST.com

Don't feel bad Bill this has happened to me on several occasions. Bill Gates' camp says he was never there, but if this did happen he should have bought the place and fired everyone. I love it when rich people say they are going to do that. You can even say it if you are upper class, upper middle class, middle class, blue collar or happily poor. Try it sometime, it feels real good. They'll never know your station in life. And btw what the heck is a "cultural coordinator"? Back in the day it was a fierce drag queen or Willi Ninja at the door with a list.

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Did Bill Gates get bounced from the Top of the Standard? "Impossible," say his reps - NYPOST.com

Steven Tyler wears women's clothing - PopWrap

His blaber mouth daughter Liv Tyler goes on and on to say when asked about her fathers penchant for pretty things, " "His blouses! My dad wears girls' clothes -- it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!', because it's from my closet," "

You didn't need to wake Angela Lansbury up for this one. Just as I always suspected and now it's confirmed. Nothing like a new top for a pop of color to brighten up your day! Now I can get some sleep.

Steven Tyler wears women's clothing - PopWrap

Lady Gaga - Judas=CholaBikerBolly chic

Lady GaGa, because one should. I'd sum it up as CholaBikerBolly chic.