Thank goodness the ankle monitoring control company was there so there is no doubt she is staying sober. It ain't easy. She's feeling good from her head to her shoes, knows where she's going and knows what to do, oooh ooh ooh ooh ooooh, she got a new anklet too!
Chelsea handler wants to use her brain more she says. Thats what all aging party girls from Jersey eventually want to do. More power to you, take note sluts.
The only reason to go to this concert is Debbie Harry, oh and to see what the kids are wearing or barely wearing too, well maybe also to catch a peek at MC Hammer to see if he'll wear His shabadoo pants.
Poor Snookie. Driving is overrated anyways and driving in Italy is just crazy. I highly suggest walking instead. I am loving her neck lengthening device. It really makes her look taller and even more regal.