NOT MY AMY!!!!!!!

WHY OH WHY MUST IT B THIS WAY!!!!!!!!
Today I pay proper homage to my Amy. The old me would have done it 10 days from now from the parking lot of a piggly wiggly with all kinds of things falling out of my bee hive. They say she is part of the 27 club. That's when the greats go to that big green room in the sky. There was not time for her to go to rehab and get out of rehab and go back to rehab, get out of rehab and go back to rehab, get out of rehab and go back to rehab. This tale has no happy ending. Save me a seat sweet Amy because if you don't have something nice to say then sit down right next to me. We know you were no good and that's why we loved you because you were always being you no matter how messy. Rest in peace my darling, 

Martha & the Vandellas - Heatwave

The eye of the heat bubble is now over us in NYC. 

We are not used to 103 degrees. Get ready for crazy to ensue, next thing you know there'll be dancing in the streets. Like the 2003 black out, yes there was dancing in the streets! That said nobody likes a rolling brown out.

Lindsay Lohan Sucks At Community Service

Ai yi yi, here we go again.It's always someone else's fault. This time it's Lindsay Lohans probation officer. I hate it when the world is out to get you. She's back in court again. I swear she is there more than the baliff. I'm sure they are bff's by now or at least friends on grinder. BTW Striking poses in court is not a good idea. I'm just saying.

Lindsay Lohan Sucks At Community Service

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Former Britney Spears bodyguard claims singer sexually harassed him: report - NYPOST.com

Flores alleges that he faced a series of unwanted advances from the 29-year-old Britney, who "paraded naked in front of him and often beckoned him into her bedroom for sex," according to RadarOnline.com and Star magazine. He also claims the pop superstar used drugs -- including methamphetamines and medicine used to treat heroin or morphine overdoses.

In the lawsuit, the former bodyguard claims Spears was a rude boss -- farting, picking her nose "unapologetically" and failed to shower for days.

"Spears was generally personally unkempt," according to the suit.

These allegations do not surprise me one bit. The most shocking to me personally was her failure to shower. You mean she didn't smell like a Hidden Fantasy? Hidden where is the question. And of course she was always horny. She is an international sex symbol. Would you expect anything less? She just wanted a little treble in her bass.

Former Britney Spears bodyguard claims singer sexually harassed him: report - NYPOST.com

Joey Lawrence's Body -- Whoa!

He was the only reason to watch Blossom. I wish he would grow that hair back.

Joey Lawrence's Body -- Whoa!

via TMZ

Superman & Lois Lane -- DUNZO!!!!

"Husband and wife since 1996 in the comics, the new status quo will find Clark Kent and Lois Lane not only unmarried, but establish that they were never married in the first place. Clark will be a bachelor, and Lois will have a new boyfriend, one whose identity is yet to be revealed but is said to be a Daily Planet colleague."

He is also losing his underwer?

Superman & Lois Lane -- DUNZO!!!! TMZ

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Skeletor Wants You To Know That All Of This Is Available

People are finally talking about why Jlo and Skeletor broke up and to prove that you can't keep a stylist from gossiping. Phillip Block goes on to blab...

"This is not a surprise. Marc is very controlling. In the beginning she liked that because he stood up to her, and in the early days he was very much in love with her and she was with him."

This is not really a big surprise.

Skeletor Wants You To Know That All Of This Is Available

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Taylor Lautner, Gus Van Sant & Dustin Lance Black: Downtown Dinner!

 

Smiling like a true star, Taylor Lautner is caught leaving dinner with Academy Award winner maker director Gus Van Zandt and Academy Award winning writer Dustin Lance Black for MIlk. Could Taylor be positioning himself for an Oscar soon? Could he be the new River Phoenix? Will he play a gay?

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