Madonna takes aim at ex Guy Ritchie in new song

What this lyric says to me is that I'm wearing the pants and conical bra around here! I'm actually surprised Madonna waited this long to be catty in a song about her ex.

Madonna takes aim at ex-husband Guy Ritchie in feisty lyrics in the song “I Don’t Give a . . . ” on her next album, “MDNA.

Madonna takes aim at ex Guy Ritchie in new song “I Don’t Give A ....” with lyrics, “I tried to be your wife/Diminished myself/And I swallowed my light.” - NYPOST.com

Lindsay Lohan - Real Housewives of Disney

Lindsay Lohan brings her Lindsanity to SNL saturday night.

we found love!

French Footballer-On-Footballer Action

These guys are French so it's ok, but usually it's on both cheeks. My question is did the French French the French?

Open Post: Hosted By Some Footballer-On-Footballer Action

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Man sees Jesus in a tortilla

I see him too! I'm actually a bit jealous that it wasn't my tortilla. Note to self eat more burritos, tacos and wraps. Where have you seen Jesus lately?

Holy moley! Religious sightings - NY Daily News:

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Kat Perry sans pantaloons

You know how they say to make one last spin in the mirror and take something on, in this case Katy Perry should have spun in reverse and put something on before she hit the streets of gay old Pareee (Paris).

Justin Bieber turns 18 with $100,000 Fisker Karma from Usher

The Fisker Karma is a plug-in hybrid luxury sports sedan produced by Fisker Automotive and manufactured at Valmet Automotive in Finland.

Now does Justin Beiber have to sign up for the draft?

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Zac Efron confesses to condom snafu

It's good to know that Zac Efron uses protection. Of course the question that begs asking is who is he planning on using it on, as a gentleman he would never say so speculate away. That's one lucky condom!

Zac Efron confesses to condom snafu, institutes 'pocket-checking policy' - NYPOST.com