8.12.20

Dolly Parton on the Cover of Marie Claire

 


I've never read a headline that sums it up better! Dolly Parton has been a patron saint in my life ever since I heard Coat of Many Colors and I'm glad everyone else realizes that now and it's finally official. This interview by RuPaul is a must read too. It turns out Saint Dolly only uses her powers for good like helping with a covid vaccine. She brings her smokey mountain Christmas everywhere this year, so make sure to tune in for some extra feel good cheer.

4.12.20

Mariah Carey's Christmas is Here!

 


All that cash money I've paid Apple over the years is paying off finally! The Christmas cheer couldn't come fast enough this year.  Just keep Mariah Carey Christmas on repeat and I'll be good. Not to mention  that Jennifer Hudson and Ariana Grande will be warbling some Xmas cheer at us too! It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas!

3.12.20

Harry Styles on the Cover of Variety

 


After the high from his watemelon sugar summer, Harry Styles gets him a Variety cover. Oh look at his dandy outfit by the faboo designer Palomo. I really do adore it! There is only one thing a Variety cover means, You're Going Hollywood!!  What movie streaming dreams are brewing here? Likely tells you in this magazine article if you have the leisure times. I would, but alas I have the attention span of a gnat. Oh look, a shiny pretty thing.

1.12.20

British Vogue Asks Kate Moss a lot of Questions

I have a question or two for Kate Moss. What was it like dating Johhny Depp at the peak of his fame? Inquiring minds want to know! Also, while I'm making fake interview questions up, why did you ever date that Pete Doherty? Love is a mystery, everyone must stand alone.

29.11.20

Mariah Carey Loves The Crown


It's always nice to see we have somehing in common with a true diva like Mariah Carey. I mean who's not watching The Crown? If you aren't yet you better get your priorities in order, put your tiara on and get to watching!

27.11.20

Dua Lipa 2054 Concert Tonight!

 


 I'm way psyched for the Dua Lipa show tonigh! This is as close as I'm getting to a live show. Me will love it long time! 1 get your tickets now!  2 let her in! 3 be her friend, be her frined!

26.11.20

Happy Thanksgiving 2020 - You made it!


I can't believe we made it this far in a global pandemic in the same way I can't believe it'snot butter. Staying alive is something to be thankful for in 2020, HALLELU! So, don't F it up now! Stay in your pods, wear your masks and don't stop doing what you're doing or not doing and do more of it until this debacle is over. I'll see you on the other side. Gobble gobble.

23.11.20

Jlo Wows & Dua Lipa Levitates at AMAs


 

Jennifer Lopez gave us full nalga in a fetching 90's inspired sheer black body suit. When it comes to putting on a number leave it to La Lopez to bring it full tilt! Her ala fosse chair number was delicous and divine. Oh, and that sexy Maluma brought the cha cha cha too. I wondered why they had that table on stage. I thought maybe they were going to do a live zoom meeting or something, but thankfully not. Instead they used it to almost make ze love live on TV. Well, pretend love at least.

In other news, Dua Lipa practiced the utmost in social distancing and literally levitated live from Albert Hall in London. I do adore her pop ditties homage to disco. If you can't dance like Jlo at least levitate. And that Taraji P Henson is a hoot and a holler! She brought the looks and the laughs. Book her for every awards show here on out!