LadyLand Festival Tonight in Brooklyn

 

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All the stars will align tonight in Brooklyn at the LadyLand Festival curated by the infamous NYC late night dance party promoter Ladyfag. Her late night parties like Battle Hymn and Holy Mountain are epic! I say late night because I can't barely stay up that late anymore and it makes me feel better, even though it's regular club times. Anyhoo, I digress, but you know who can still stay up late? Xtina Aguilera who will be headlining this festival of beautiful creatures! Along with a whole cadre of up and coming out of the pop box artists. Don't you wish you were in Broolyn right now? Just click your platform stiletto heeled thigh-high boots 3 times!

RuPaul and Tanya Tucker Make Country Music Together

 

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Cowpoke RuPaul gets alotta bit country with the original white bootie wearing bad girl of country herself Ms. Tanya Tucker! This is Our Country is a match made in country music heaven. Could they be the new Tammy Wynette and Conway Twitty? Not sure just yet as I'm still all tingly from just seeing about this. I pray to the country gods above this makes it to number one on the itunes. Get that country money honnies!

Beyoncé on a Boat in Bell Bottoms

 

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Repeat after me, Beyoncé on a boat in bell bottoms, Beyoncé on a boat in bell bottoms, Beyoncé on a boat in bell bottoms. You are now hypnotized! Beyoncé also knows the number one rule in boating, do not wear high heels on a boat, do not wear high heels on a boat, do not wear high heels on a boat.

Wednesday is Hunkday!

 

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Turkish Wednesday Hunkday hunk, Alperen Şahin , politely asks us which photo we like better? They are all very similar, so I'm going to have to say all of the above! I've deduced that this smirking Turk likes jeans with holes in them and to watch the Netflix and chill.

ABBA Releases New Music!

 

A little band named ABBA is going to take us on a Voyage 40 years since their last album proving that the Lord does answer some prayers. Hallelu! If you haven't heard of ABBA then get out from under your rock and get ye to the google but quick!

Kim Petras - Future Starts Now

Kim Petras new frenchie disco ditty Future Starts Now is already stuck in my ears like Malibu and the one about summer in the Hamptons. At first I wasn't sure what a lyric video was and I think I may like them better now. This is a good way to make sure people are singng along to the right words right off the bat. Train your fans well Kim P you're gonna have your baguette and eat it too!

American Horror Story Double Feature Tonight!

American Horror Storry was really scary, smart and stylish. Then it meandered for me and I tuned out, but for some reason this 2021 edition of AHS looks very, very to good me. All the ususal supects are back to act their little horror hearts out. Sign me up for the double feature and give me time in between to go to the concession stand!

Joe Jonas Gives us Sexy Super Mario Realness

 

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If it was the end of the world and you had one day left and could only spend it with one Jonas Brothers, which one would you pick to end your days with? I'm torn between two brothers and feeling like a fool. Ultimately it would have to be Joe Jonas because I'm a sucker for cayute! The Jo Bros are touring their little hearts out right now before/incase it all gets shut down. May they hurry like a sexy Super Mario Brother and get to my city but quick!