Madonna Showed Up in Brooklyn

 

Madonna probably recorded Antiques Road Show to make it over the East River in time to watch the Brooklyn queens slay and shablam at the 3 Dollar Bill. Madge stayed up way later than me on Monday which makes me think she is tirelessly scouting for some new dancers/moves to take on tour with her this year. If so, she's come to the right place becasue Brooklyn does it better!

Alexis Stone Becomes Jean Paul Gaultier

 

My most favorite things in the wolrd may seem weird and strange to most, but for me absurdity and creativity trump everything in a good way. My favorite transformer Alexis Stone fits the bill for me brialliantly and keeps my eyeballs entertained! Here madmoiselle Stone Jumps for joy and becomes the provocateur designer Jean Paul Gaultier for some serious stunting in a kooky fashiony way in gay Paris. This is silicone used in the proper way, on you not in you!

 

Wednesday is Hunkday!

I consider myself an investigative journalist/detective of hunks and I have deduced that Sam Salter is Wednesday Hunkday worthy! This dancer/model/socialmedia darling is the kind of guy you would want to spend a day at the beach with followed by a long disco nap. Then get up, get ready and put something super cute on to go out to the club and dance all night long till the the break break break of dawn! Seems like a good pretend plan to me. Sam you down?

Dua Lipa in Barbie Movie

 

At first I was kind of meh about the balleyhooed Barbie movie coming out this summer, starring Margot Robie and hadsome pants Ryan Gosling also directed by former indie It girl now Hollywood player, Greta Gerwig. I was mostly meh because I just could not wrap my head around it, but now I'm levitaiting with excitement since I just found out Dua Lipa is in it! Ms. Lipa's music got me thorugh that pesky pandemic like no other making me a loyal fan fer life so I hope she sings a catchy tune fer it too ! That said count me in for two tickets to a discount matinee of this sure to be cinematic masterpiece!

HBD Pedro Pascal!

 

Everyones favorite zaddy Pedro Pascal is enjoying mucho success with two hit shows and some major studio films under his belt. This is only eclipsed by his popopularity on the tikity toks. The kids have good taste in father figures! Happy Birthday Pedro we love you long time!

Swing Out Sister - Breakout

 

It's Friday and I'm pregaming before I head to the beauty parlor by playing songs that prepare me for some much needed plucking and pampering. Swing Out Sister Breakout followed by a rinse and repeat of Lisa Stansfield Been Around the World usually gets me in the proper mood!

Bad Bunny on the Cover of Time

 

Around this time of year all the good magazine covers start coming out and Bad Bunny gets the cover of Time magazine! Or maybe, Time gets Bad Bunny to breath life into an old timey brand? Nevertheless mi Tití approves!

Beyoncé Dons a Big Bonnet for French Vogue

 

As Easter nears it's a good idea to go through the hats and bonnets section of your closet and prepare for any upcoming Easter parades. Beyoncé is modeling the latest in millinery excellence for the cover of French Vogue incase you need any inspiration. If you find you do need an update you best get to the haberdashery but quick!