Emma Roberts & Kim K Star in New American Horror Story

 

 

Delicate is exactly what one thinks when they watch American Horror Story. The new season brings back Emma Roberts and introduces Kim Kardashian to the AHS scaryverse in what appears to be an arachnid themed season. I'm terrified already as spider babies coming out of me is in the top 3 most terrifying things that coudl ever happen to anyone as far as I'm concerned! Will I watch? Yass kwen, but with only one expertly made up eye open!

HBD Iris Apfel!🎈

HBD to the eternal fashion ingenou Iris Apfel as they turn a spry 102! I never mention ages round here because I find it unbecoming, but I've always wanted to say 102 is the new 82! Happiest of birthdays to madmoiselle Apfel for filling our world and eyeballs with such beautiful & uplifting folly!

Beyoncé Asks You Wear All Silver

When a Queen asks of you, you do and Your Highness Beyoncé has asked her beyhive to wear all silver for her HBD. I have read between the lines and have concluded she means everyday because it's someones birthday somewhere every second of the day! That said, sales of silver clothing have skyrocketed on lines and in stores and I fear there may be no tinsel left for xmas! I'm only slightly perturbed by such proclamations becasue I found out after I recently purchased all these gold lamé numbers, but I'ma hang on to them incase the fashion tides turn!

Miley Cyrus Drops New Music

 

Used To Be Young is Miley Cyrus' new song which is about when she was way younger, carefreeer, and funner! Now that she's older, less wreckless and wiser she can sing about those things in a more warbly comported manner. Let's face it, Miley is still young and will be forever young just as her fairy godmother Dolly has annointed her to be. I'm sure this lil' ditty will be a huge international hit like FLowers was and big boost for Mickey Mouse ringer tees. I'm dig mine outta storage as we speak!

September Cover Stars Dua Lipa & Zendaya

September is the big book of the year for the fashion mags and the coveted covers go to Dua Lipa for French Vogue and Zendaya for Elle USA. I must say the both slay! The lewks they stunt makes them the heirs apparent to a future modern world. Dua is ruling pop music and Zendaya rules everything else!

Wednesday is Hunkday!

Proud of myself today for remembering what day it is and I can pridefully say it's Wednesday Hunkday! As per usual I scour the gram for guys who like to make love to the camera. Today super hunky young bear Grant has what it takes to give anyone the tingles!  He also has a penchant for posing shirtless in his car when it's really hot out and in his underoos which is a super plus plus in my book. Grant seems like a nice and sweet Midwestern guy. The type of guy you could take to brunch with momma then swing by the leather bar after for a tea dance!

Dolly Parton Let's It Be

 

Dolly Parton's Let It Be is the best Beatles cover since Siouxsie and the Banshees Dear Prudence. Dolly was in expert musical hands with Sir Paul McCartney, Ringo Star, Peter Frampton and Mick Fleetwood elevating her rock n' roll style warblings!

HBD Madonna! 🎈

 

A blessed HBD to the Queen mother Madonna who had a true blue annus horibilis, she got the fever and it was borderlne for a bit there, but an angel appeared just like a prayer, and she lived to tell!  For now her blonde ambition will take a bow and go on a holiday to an isla bonita perhaps, have a frozen margarita and get unconscious. But don't cause a commotion or cry for her, she'll express herself soon enough and tour again next year to make music that makes the people celebrate and come together because bitch she's Madonna!