29.7.20

Beyoncรฉ Brings Her New Visual Album to Disney+




Beyoncรฉ may be our only hope right now. Her much anticipated antidote, Black Is King, visual album will debut on Disney+ on July 31st 2020. Hopefully she won't break the Disney+ like when I tried to watch Hamiton. Oh yeah, my brothers birthday is the same day. Now I guess I don't need to get him a gift as I'm sure this visual album will be gift enough to the entire world! Your welcome.

27.7.20

Taylor Swift Dropped a New Secret Album This Weeekend



Tay Tay, aka Taylor Swift, has shocked the whole planet and dropped a surprise summer album this pastc weekend called Folk someting or other. Tay Tay used her Covid times wisely I see. I'm sure it will be a resounding success especially since she is singing about my favorite sweater which is a cardiagn. The most useful of all sweaters becuase it has pockets and you can wear it butoned or unbuttoned. I once saw somone wear a cardigan tucked in their trousers. Oh wait that was Diane Keaton. Have I bored you to tears yet? Oh good, my work is done here. Carry on.

24.7.20

HBD JLo! ๐ŸŽˆ


Happy Birthday Jennifer Lopez! Nobody shakes it better! Makes me feel sad for the rest.

John Waters is the Face of YSL 2020


John Waters can now add high fashion model to his already illustrious resume. Divine would be proud he followed in her footsteps.


22.7.20

20.7.20

Nicki Minaj is Preggers



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Nicki Minaj and the Virgin Mary now have something in common it appears. Well at least according to her Instagram. Leave it to Nicki Minaj to turn it up and turn it out as a sexy ass momma to be!


6.7.20

Kanye Running for Stunt Queen of the USA


The stunt queen of all stunt queens, Kanye West, says he is running for President?
Can we please move on and leave his posse and their "brands" in the 2010's?
2020 has sucked enough already.

2.7.20

HBD Pamela Anderson!




Happy Birthday to Playmate of the century, Pamela Anderson! Her eyebrows alone have lauched a zillion dremas. Moving down, her lips were a Kardashian's fodder for big lip gloss dreams. Her boobs, well I'll stop there because I'm not that kind of gal. Having worked at Playboy, shhhh (I'm still not that kind of gal), I've seen plenty of those two $tar makers.

25.6.20

Britney Wishes LGBTQ+ Peeps a Happpy Pride Ya'll


Britney Spears wishes us a happy Pride in a most wonderful way! By being all Britney for us!

23.6.20

FKA Twigs Shows us her Home Pole Workout




I'm slowly but surely becoming beguiled by the exquisite creature that is FKA Twigs. I could just google everything about her, but I'd rater get to know her talents more organically as though I'm discovering what kind of artist she is for the first time. Here, FKA captivates us with her classy ass pole dancing/home workout!