All that cash money I've paid Apple over the years is paying off finally! The Christmas cheer couldn't come fast enough this year. Just keep Mariah Carey Christmas on repeat and I'll be good. Not to mention that Jennifer Hudson and Ariana Grande will be warbling some Xmas cheer at us too! It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas!
After the high from his watemelon sugar summer, Harry Styles gets him a Variety cover. Oh look at his dandy outfit by the faboo designer Palomo. I really do adore it! There is only one thing a Variety cover means, You're Going Hollywood!! What movie streaming dreams are brewing here? Likely tells you in this magazine article if you have the leisure times. I would, but alas I have the attention span of a gnat. Oh look, a shiny pretty thing.
I have a question or two for Kate Moss. What was it like dating Johhny Depp at the peak of his fame? Inquiring minds want to know! Also, while I'm making fake interview questions up, why did you ever date that Pete Doherty? Love is a mystery, everyone must stand alone.
It's always nice to see we have somehing in common with a true diva like Mariah Carey. I mean who's not watching The Crown? If you aren't yet you better get your priorities in order, put your tiara on and get to watching!
I'm way psyched for the Dua Lipa show tonigh! This is as close as I'm getting to a live show. Me will love it long time! 1 get your tickets now! 2 let her in! 3 be her friend, be her frined!
Jennifer Lopez gave us full nalga in a fetching 90's inspired sheer black body suit. When it comes to putting on a number leave it to La Lopez to bring it full tilt! Her ala fosse chair number was delicous and divine. Oh, and that sexy Maluma brought the cha cha cha too. I wondered why they had that table on stage. I thought maybe they were going to do a live zoom meeting or something, but thankfully not. Instead they used it to almost make ze love live on TV. Well, pretend love at least.
In other news, Dua Lipa practiced the utmost in social distancing and literally levitated live from Albert Hall in London. I do adore her pop ditties homage to disco. If you can't dance like Jlo at least levitate. And that Taraji P Henson is a hoot and a holler! She brought the looks and the laughs. Book her for every awards show here on out!
Smack me, I deserve it. @people @themandalorian @WonderWomanFilm pic.twitter.com/VRIHlUaGlc
— Pedro Pascal he/him (@PedroPascal1) November 18, 2020
Pedro Pascal is not thee sexiest man alive in 2020 according to People magazine, but almost!
On this Wednesday Hunkday I present to you a very handsome vet who knows alot about owls! Dr. Evan Antin is everything! I wonder if he has any appointments for my poochie? Owl let you know how it goes.