27.2.11

Disco fishsticks!



As started at the Granny's Disco balls still in.
Gwyneth in Calvin. Needs tartar sauce.


Steven Spielberg shorter than Ryan Seacrest!


  

Jennifer Hudson in Versace!



Tangerine Dreamgril Girl!
You better WORK!

Parents way in this year at the Oscar's!



An award season trend this year, parents.
Russell Brand brought his mum. Katie Perry brought her granny to the Grammys.
They made us and deserve something, no?



The Goodyear blimp just arrived at the Oscar's...
no, it's not Oprah, silly.


It's the Oscars again!


They say it's one of the biggest nights in television.
My boo and bff are setteling in to watch the beautiful horror of holywood.
It's the biggest booty kissing night of the year.
A tested tip, when you look up just make sure you are ksising the right one.
Thank you for coming to lowes, enjoy the show!

26.2.11

Galliano Files Defamation Claim- alleged conversations revealed


Wether he did or didn't isnt' the story. If you are going to be fired based on a she said she said they don't want you no more and were looking for an excuse. It's time to pack your silks, brocades, needles and threads, etc. and and go. This is pretty juicy stuff. Things happen when you have sipped a few mojitos...
Here is the wonderful loosely worded reportage via Huffpostyle from other sources via other sources


-But then it continued. Le Figaro writes (and, again, we translate):
""Shut your mouth, dirty bitch. I cannot tolerate your voice," Galliano yelled. The woman in question [Bloch], who works at The Institut du Monde Arabe, didn't leave. "You are so ugly I cannot even look at you," continued the designer. He added, "You have low-end boots, disgusting thighs. You don't have hair, your eyebrows are ugly, you're disgusting, you're nothing but a bitch." And he finished his diatribe with, "I am the designer John Galliano." He told the woman's companion [Virgiti], "I will kill you." According to the young, female victim, he [Galliano] pushed the provocation up to the point of almost calling his lawyer and offering to give the couple his telephone. The woman refused. After being alerted, the police arrived in several minutes. After being taken to the station and tested, the aggressor [Galliano] tested positive for the "Alcotest" at 1.01g. He passed by Hotel Dieu [Hospital]'s medical service, and was quickly examined but without a blood test. Shortly after his arrest, he was given his freedom. An"d the designer's chauffeur, who waiting patiently at Hotel Dieu, was given permission to take him home."


go to Huffpostyle for the rest

Sheen vs. Lorre -- You Decide!


Here is a scientific poll on the Charlie Sheen all the time website.

Sheen vs. Lorre -- You Decide! TMZ

White House makes history with first male and openly gay social secretary


Sisters are doing it for themselves!

White House makes history with first male and openly gay social secretary

25.2.11

Kelly Osbourne’s new Material Girl ads

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watch video! of this red hot shoot.
I was like this place looks familiar... It's Lit on 2nd avenue.
I have many memories of waiting in that bathroom line.


via celebitchy-Kelly Osbourne’s new Material Girl ads: adorable or boring?

BRYANBOY & Brad Goreski at Calvin Klein Menswear FW2011 Show

Bryanboy and Brad Goreski at Calvin Klein

I see a love match!

bryanboy.com

Darth Vader sings Bieber's "Baby"



It's a slow news Friday. We'll except for Charlie Sheen,
but I'm going to stay away from his Octagon.

24.2.11

QOTD: What Charo Thinks Of Lady Caca


A chihuahua vs a hyena.
Now this is the bitch war I've been waiting for.
Stay tuned for this one...

QOTD: What Charo Thinks Of Lady Caca

via dlisted

The UNREAL Housewife of Miami -- One Hot MUTHA!

Kooky character: Elsa considers herself a 'seer' and provides spiritual guidance to the A-Listers in town

...not Walter Mercado

Every few years someone special comes along who captures our attention,
for all the wrong reasons.

The UNREAL Housewife of Miami -- One Hot MUTHA!

Katy Perry Firework - the REAL music video!!!




It's been a long cold winter...
Give it up to the hardest state to spell, University of Arkansas! 

Fratboys just a wanna have fun!!!


The Bodyguard Remake- Rhianna & Channing Tatum?



This almost makes me wanna dance with somebody!
If this movie remake of The Bodyguard does come to fruition,
which it will as they are running out of ideas for new movies.
It should star Rhianna and Channing Tatum in the Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner roles.
Oh, and you can skip the I will always love you remake as it best be left alone.

RIP Whitney. I will always love you!

Things That Need Not Exist: The Bodyguard Remake

via dlisted



Lady Gaga's has first meeting with Liza Minnelli backstage at MSG - NYPOST.com


Here is what the HBO Lady gaga special should be inspired by.

Frosty standoff between Tom Ford and Valentino over Colin Firth




Frosty standoff between Tom Ford and Valentino over Colin Firth - NYPOST.com

23.2.11

Snookie on Regis and Kelly this morning

"Here's the situation..."

Snookie jokingly says that when she has baby gorillas in 5-6 years she will spray her babies tan if they are too white.

Lindsay Judge to Broker Plea Deal With Jail Time


Still not looking too good for poor Lindsay.
She needs a break. Finish rehabbing and
go on QVC selling jewlry.

Lindsay Judge to Broker Plea Deal With Jail Time

NYPOST

Lady Gaga impersonator begs for shoes for contest - NYPOST.com

I'm sure the winner of the contest was as good as gaga.
It's all in the shoes.

Lady Gaga impersonator begs for shoes for contest - NYPOST.com

21.2.11

Justin Bieber Cuts His Hair


Noooooooooooo!

Obama's not invited to Royal Wedding



As they aren't the next in line to be King and Queen It makes sense.
I don't think they will be missed that much.
Too bad I have plans.

LA Times

20.2.11

Foxy Brown -- Physically Removed from Fashion Event

What a week! Lil kim is back and so is Foxy Brown, but not in a good way.
Foxy Brown -- Physically Removed from Fashion Event

Destiny's Child stars reunite for dinner - NYPOST.com





Destiny's Child stars reunite for dinner - NYPOST.com
can you pay my bills can you pay my telephone bills can you pay my automo'bills then maybe we can chill I don't think you do so you and me are through

18.2.11

Thank God it's Friday! (1978)

Who is going to the club tonight?
What you gonna wear?
How you gonna did your hair?

How Lindsay Could Go To Jail Without a Trial




How Lindsay Could Go To Jail Without a Trial
She looks kind of hot here.
I would ask if I can keep the same mugshot photo like at the DMV.
I still look like an innocent twink in my drivers license photo.
via TMZ

Justin Bieber Shot and Killed on CSI [High Quality]


Noooo, not the Beibs!
Looks like he had a blast.

17.2.11

Super computer wins Jeopardy as predicted.


Terminator movie beginning to come true...

http://gu.com/p/2n74d

www.youtube.com

Lindsay to Charlie Sheen: Thanks for the Support!!!



I think when you hear something like that
from someone who has been partying since the 80's,
it's going to sink in a little. I'ts not going to be easy,
but it sure will be fun.

Lindsay to Charlie Sheen: Thanks for the Support!!!

The Secret To Aretha Franklin's Weight Loss




She is a sight for sore eyes.
I hope you drive that freeway of love right to NYC!

The Secret To Aretha Franklin's Weight Loss

via dlisted

Faye Dunaway Screams at Hotel Staff



 after being shown a suite for the disabled.

Nobody likes to be treated like a granny.
How dare they.
Back in the day they would all have been fired
and never worked in this town again!

Faye Dunaway screams at hotel staff after being shown a suite for the disabled - NYPOST.com

16.2.11

Ear Worm - Frankie Smith - Double Dutch Bus (HQ) (1980 Promo-Video).



If only taking the bus was this much fun.

Snooki -- Sorry, I'm Not Dead

Snookie prive3

Phew!
It's like a love affair you know is not forever,
but you want to get the most out of it before someone goes beserk.

Snooki -- Sorry, I'm Not Dead

Justin Bieber- Rolling stone






asked questions meant for a big person in  Rolling Stone ...

On S-E-X: "I don't think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them. I think you should just wait for the person you're...in love with."
On if he ever wants to become an American citizen: "You guys are evil," he says with a laugh. "Canada's the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don't need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you're broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard's baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby's premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home." (Ed note: I knew there was a good reason for why our health care system is shit)
On which political party he'll support when he's old enough to vote: "I'm not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad."
On abortion: "I really don't believe in abortion It's like killing a baby?" How about in cases of rape? "Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that."

Lil Kim vs Nicki Minaj

Lil'Kim will show Nicki Minaj how it's done.
This should heat up to be a death match.
I hope they tour together in a ring with a cage just like ultimate fighting.
Let the weaves and wigs fly!

Lil Kim Is A Master Of Subtlety

Wendy Williams to be a contestant on "Dancing With the Stars" - NYPOST.com


she is going to be one to wach.
I hope she doesn't get black eyes doing the Two step.

Wendy Williams to be a contestant on "Dancing With the Stars" - NYPOST.com

15.2.11

The $1 Billion Girl- Jessica Simpson


Jessica Simpson Denies Being High Maintenance

I wonder if she sold as many albums.
Singing is overrated anyways.

The $1 Billion Girl

Stylist fight between Rachel Zoe and her ex-aide Brad Goreski over Demi Moore - NYPOST.com


Could Brad be the next Mr. Demi Moore?
She does like them young.

Stylist fight between Rachel Zoe and her ex-aide Brad Goreski over Demi Moore - NYPOST.com

IBM's Watson supercomputer wins Jeopardy in test round!



Who in their right mind thinks they are smarter than a computer?
Good luck to you sirs.

IBM Watson

Darren Criss from Glee is Out!



He definitely gives good gay face.
Does it really matter if he is a straight playing a gay?
Straights have come a long way baby.
See his furhole on out.com

Billy Ray Cyrus says "Hannah Montana" destroyed his family - NYPOST.com

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Poor poor little rich girl.
Did any of our parents like what we did when we were 18.
Someone sounds like they may not be getting a big enough allowance.
At the bars underage is not unheard of.

Billy Ray Cyrus says "Hannah Montana" destroyed his family - NYPOST.com