20.4.11

The Mayor Of Florence Wants To Destroy The Cast Of Jersey Shore


I've been to Florence. It's a pretty classy town. Salvatore Ferragamo, Statue of David, Venus DeMilo etc....
I was drunk everyday on the street and no one noticed. I think the cast of Jersey will be fine. Once the mayor gets a load of "the girls" he will be silly putty in their hands.

The Mayor Of Florence Wants To Destroy The Cast Of Jersey Shore

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Jennifer Lopez: BlackBerry PlayBook & LOVE? Launch!

Jennifer Lopez: BlackBerry PlayBook & LOVE? Launch!

A tube top, really? I know you are the most beautiful women in the world for another 350 days more or so, but a tube top, really? At 41, really? Take that to beach with a cover up, oh wait she's at Best Buy, nevermind.

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Justin Bieber chooses Charlie Sheen as Time's "most influential person in the world" - NYPOST.com



When asked who is the most influential person in the world he says
"[It] has got to be Charlie Sheen. He's got a million followers in one day on Twitter.
And . . . I've never seen that happen before. Plus, he's got tiger blood, and he's always winning."

You don't need a crystal ball for this one. I think we can all see where this is headed.
Two words...Leif Garret, I rest my case.

Justin Bieber chooses Charlie Sheen as Time's "most influential person in the world" - NYPOST.com

Roseanne Barr -- My Neighbor MURDERED My Goats!


Roseanne "Barr -- who lives on a macadamia nut farm in Hawai" insert joke here...

She claims it's anti semitism, maybe they just don't like goats.
If I was her I would get my goats and get the heck out of there.
There are other Hawaiian Islands.
As crazy as this story sounds cruelty to animals is never acceptable!

Roseanne Barr -- My Neighbor MURDERED My Goats!

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19.4.11

Pete Burns. Stunning. The End.


You spun my head right round Pete Burns!! I thought it was Cher.
Kudos!

Stunning. The End.

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Danny DeVito -- Quacked Out at Coachella


This is the hottest thing I've seen come out of Coachella this year, is Danny Devito back on the map?

Danny DeVito -- Quacked Out at Coachella

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Charlie Sheen Wants To Take Twins On Tour

I thought Charlie Sheen already had a set of twins with their own set of twins on his tour?
He is officially redundant.

Charlie Sheen Wants To Take Twins On Tour