7.6.11

Ms. Swan Did It Better


Thank you Michael k for your tireless reportage and for finding the real story once again!

Ms. Swan Did It Better

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6.6.11

'Jersey Shore' cast to return to NJ | abc13.com



Jersey Shore returning to guess where? The Jersey Shore! Shooting starts in June for the 5th season. I can't believe it's been 5 seasons. What have we learned about them since? I've learned that they aren't too different than me. I'm orange, I fist pump, I do laundry oh and I like to get wasted and fall off my shoes.

'Jersey Shore' cast to return to NJ | abc13.com

Lindsay Lohan Gets Popped in the Mouth




All this done while on house arrest? It beats making shanks in prison.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Popped in the Mouth tmz

Katy Perry shooting Rolling Stone cover in Miami with Terry Richardson




I hope Terry Richardson makes her look better than this. I'm sure he'll turn her out and make her look like a skanky ho which is his speciality.

Katy Perry shooting Rolling Stone cover in Miami with Terry Richardson - NYPOST.com

3.6.11

Facebook billionaire Sean Parkershakes off his party-boy image




Wah wah wah! Why don't you cry to someone who cares like your pillowcases filled with hundreds or your stripper looking fiancee. Nobody likes a whiny rich boy.
I never saw the facebook movie and really never want to.
The book of faces is just a passing fancy.

Facebook billionaire Sean Parker fights to shake off his party-boy image, but says he has been "stigmatized by a victimless crime" - NYPOST.com

The Muppets Hangover. Part 2 spoof

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I don't think I've ben this excited about a movie since The Muppets Take Manhattan. That goes down with   Breakfast at TiffanysDesperately Seeking Susan, King Kong, Moonstruck, Westside Story, Working Girl as the quintessential movies about New York that inspired me to move here. I can't wait to see Miss Piggy where she belongs again. On the big screen. PIG POWER!

2.6.11

Sarah Jessica Parker Admires Lady Gaga's Style At Cannes


Well if you consider wearing wacky outfits style then they both fit the bill. Wear wacky while you can. You are only young and limber for so long!

Sarah Jessica Parker Admires Lady Gaga's Style At Cannes

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Lindsay Lohan Keeps Getting Jank Ass Monitoring Anklets



Thank goodness the ankle monitoring control company was there so there is no doubt she is staying sober. It ain't easy. She's feeling good from her head to her shoes, knows where she's going and knows what to do, oooh ooh ooh ooh ooooh, she got a new anklet too!

Lindsay Lohan Keeps Getting Jank Ass Monitoring Anklets

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