Cardi B & Megan Thee Stalion drop some new vinly. I'm assuming it's a record and not like a vinyl hair or a line of vinly lingere or some vinyl furniture perhaps. Nevertheless I'm sure it will be a smash hit whatever they do. For the record this ass squat situation is the new power pose of the 20's!
4.8.20
πHBD President Barack Obama!π
I love, love, love the official Presidential protrait by Kehinde Wiley!
Once you are President of the United States you can always be called President.
HBD President Barack Obama!
29.7.20
BeyoncΓ© Brings Her New Visual Album to Disney+
BeyoncΓ© may be our only hope right now. Her much anticipated antidote, Black Is King, visual album will debut on Disney+ on July 31st 2020. Hopefully she won't break the Disney+ like when I tried to watch Hamiton. Oh yeah, my brothers birthday is the same day. Now I guess I don't need to get him a gift as I'm sure this visual album will be gift enough to the entire world! Your welcome.
27.7.20
Taylor Swift Dropped a New Secret Album This Weeekend
Tay Tay, aka Taylor Swift, has shocked the whole planet and dropped a surprise summer album this pastc weekend called Folk someting or other. Tay Tay used her Covid times wisely I see. I'm sure it will be a resounding success especially since she is singing about my favorite sweater which is a cardiagn. The most useful of all sweaters becuase it has pockets and you can wear it butoned or unbuttoned. I once saw somone wear a cardigan tucked in their trousers. Oh wait that was Diane Keaton. Have I bored you to tears yet? Oh good, my work is done here. Carry on.
24.7.20
HBD JLo! π
Happy Birthday Jennifer Lopez! Nobody shakes it better! Makes me feel sad for the rest.
John Waters is the Face of YSL 2020
John Waters can now add high fashion model to his already illustrious resume. Divine would be proud he followed in her footsteps.
22.7.20
Martha Stewart Mugs for the Camera in her Extra Deep Pool
Martha Stewart is giving us pink lip gloss realness from her deep ass pool. Only the from the neck up from the edge of the pool is a big FU to body shamers all over these internets. This is now the official pool pose for a dreary Lana Del Rey kind of summer! Who can resist this sexy face look on Martha Steart? Bravo Brava!
20.7.20
Nicki Minaj is Preggers
Nicki Minaj and the Virgin Mary now have something in common it appears. Well at least according to her Instagram. Leave it to Nicki Minaj to turn it up and turn it out as a sexy ass momma to be!
6.7.20
Kanye Running for Stunt Queen of the USA
The stunt queen of all stunt queens, Kanye West, says he is running for President?
Can we please move on and leave his posse and their "brands" in the 2010's?
2020 has sucked enough already.
2.7.20
HBD Pamela Anderson!
Happy Birthday to Playmate of the century, Pamela Anderson! Her eyebrows alone have lauched a zillion dremas. Moving down, her lips were a Kardashian's fodder for big lip gloss dreams. Her boobs, well I'll stop there because I'm not that kind of gal. Having worked at Playboy, shhhh (I'm still not that kind of gal), I've seen plenty of those two $tar makers.
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