Swing Out Sister - Breakout

 

It's Friday and I'm pregaming before I head to the beauty parlor by playing songs that prepare me for some much needed plucking and pampering. Swing Out Sister Breakout followed by a rinse and repeat of Lisa Stansfield Been Around the World usually gets me in the proper mood!

Bad Bunny on the Cover of Time

 

Around this time of year all the good magazine covers start coming out and Bad Bunny gets the cover of Time magazine! Or maybe, Time gets Bad Bunny to breath life into an old timey brand? Nevertheless mi Tití approves!

Beyoncé Dons a Big Bonnet for French Vogue

 

As Easter nears it's a good idea to go through the hats and bonnets section of your closet and prepare for any upcoming Easter parades. Beyoncé is modeling the latest in millinery excellence for the cover of French Vogue incase you need any inspiration. If you find you do need an update you best get to the haberdashery but quick!

Billy Porter Going on Black Mona Lisa Tour

 

 

The fantabulous Billy Porter will be touring this year spreading his sparkle and sass somewhere near you hopefully. This show will be worth it just for the outfit changes I'm sure! Billy also dropped a new album today and this song Baby is a Dancer is just a tantilizing taste of what true talent is!

HBD Chaka Kahn!🎈

 

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🎼𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖐𝖆 𝕶𝖍𝖆𝖓, Chaka Kahn! Chaka Kahn let us love you on your birthday Chaka Kahn that's all we wanna do! Ain't nobody does it better than you, HBD!💜

Céline Dion - My Heart Will Go On 25th Anniversary

 

25 years ago chanteuse extraordinaire, Celine Dion Sang My Heart Will Go On from the greatest movie about sinking ships the Titanic. That haunting pan flute, Celine's heartbreaking voice and the vision of Kate Winslet letting Leonardo DiCaprio just float away will go on and on and on in everyones hearts and the reason every boat has a enough life jackets!

Wednesday is Hunkday!

Wednesday Hunkday hunk Cristhian Mendoza has the perfect physique to be an underwear ambassador who can wear himself flowers. Christhian likes to model all kinds of outfits and poses pretty by the bougainvilleas which reminds me Spring is springing and I'll be out in my 3" hotpants soon enough too!

AI Photography is Mind-Boggling

 

It's Monday and nothing noteworthy is catching my eye except for the AI photography I'm currently enjoying when it pops up on my socials. It's mind boggling what can be created. I prefer the future world people stuff like katsukokoiso.ai is doing here. The photographs are a portal into a familiar yet slilghtly unbelieveable world of what AI thinks we look like. Me likey this future!

SHAKIRA - BZRP Music Sessions #53

 

The she wolf Shakira has struck lightening with her hit BZRP Music Sessions #53. This song should be called Tú, becasue of the catchy hook of  tú-úh-úh-úh-úh, but she already has a much more lovey dovey song named Tu . Incase you don't know Spanish so good, in English tú translates to you-ou-ou-ou-ou and you know who you is. Rumor has it that she went to work and came back to find the strawberry jelly had been eaten and no one in her house likes strawberry... Made her go hm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Lo and behold that tingly feeling you get when you think something is up was true. So what's a she wolf to do? Call your lawyer then howl out a stinging hit song that's an international sensation that just so happens to make tons of money while letting the world know who's lips don't lie!

Ariana Grande & Cynthia Enrivo in Wicked Movie

 

Incase you haven't heard, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Enrivo will defy gravity and are making or have already made Wicked into a movie. They are probably doing all the CG now and tightening up those high notes until it comes out in the fall. Not since The Wiz have I been this excited for a musical about a movie to become a musical then a movie again! Quick, fetch me my broom, my pointy hat, an avocado mask and let's follow the yellow brick road!

The 95th Oscars Brought the Glitz and Glam

 

The Oscars were last night and it was everything everywhere all at once and just as I suspected Everything Everywhere All at Once swept the awards show. Thankfully it is the one movie I did see, although it took me three times to watch it! The Daniels gave the best all inclusive speeches and the dashing movie producer, Jonathan Wang, accepted for best picture and gave a heartfelt speech which moved me to tear, one beautiful tear. Squish squish.  Speaking of sweeping there were a lot of glitzy gowns sweeping the floors last night including best actress winner Michele Yeho who channeled her inner pretty princess in Dior Coture dahling. Red clad Cara Delevigne gave us glamorous Hollywood moviestar emoji realness in her Elie Saab gown. Also bringing the glam was Wakanda royalty forever Angela Bassett in purple Moschino. Auntie may have lost to Jamie Lee Curtis for EEAAO (I just can't type it again), she won the red carpet wearing it better than most. Of course Rihanna came with child and sang her lil' Wakanda heart out which got a standing ovation, bravo brava! Living for the applause,  Lady GaGa also warbled out her nominated Top Gun ballad dressed down in jorts and a tshirt. It looked like La GaGa was singing from her friends parents basement which was confusing me and made me realize you can be everywhere all at once. Overall I laughed, I cried and it was better than Cats, plus I stayed up for the whole thing, so that's saying something. I do predict the movies are here to stay!

 
 

RuPaul Speaks the Truth

 

The grande dame of drag, RuPaul, speaks out against the crazy legislations against drag queens and transgenederd folks that are being passed here in the USofA. The main takeaway is that these politicians are using the oldest trick in the book of quick look over there while we continue doing other more dasterdly deeds right underneath your nose. This stunt is as old as the hills, but watch out because the hills have eyelashes, lace front wigs and stiletto heels on and we will fight for our rights like we are lyp synching for our lives!! Thank you for speaking up, showing out and encouraging us to vote Mama Ru. Maybe you should run for office? I've made my decision... sashay we stay!

Wednesday is Hunkday!

 

Hear ye! Hear Ye! Today is Wednesday Hunkday and today I proclaim NYC ballet dancer Jovani Furlan hunk of the week! Well maybe month, actually maybe for life! This dancer likes to use his phone for good and posts adorable content for us to enjoy. Not only is Jovani cute and talented, he seems real sweet making him the perfect Wednesday Hunkday hunk! 

Dancing Kid Makes Happy

This dump is no place for a child, but it is a safe space to be childlike. It's the equivalent of bringing your kid to a bar for happy hour. My advice is to leave it at the playground while you have your afternoon cocktail. I'm sure the nannies would all pitch in. It takes a village no? What ever you do do not listen to me, I don't have kids, although I can be very childish. Anyhoo, my inner child has been sparked by this lil cutie, Lucky Hang Hang, who's got the moves and knows how to work his camera phone better than me. If you are feeling down this kidtertainer will spark all kinds of joy and quite possibly inspire you to work out some dance moves of your own to post now or for future emergency use. I hope this brings you luck!