Friday, January 18, 2013

Dear Abbey RIP

Dear Abbey was 94 and was full of no nonsense advice.
Her daughter will carry on the family tradition.
The world has changed but the advice remains the same.
Here are some delectible nuggets of wisdom.

Dear Abby: "Are birth control pills deductible?"
"Only if they don't work,"

Dear Abby: "What would you do with a man who refuses to use a deodorant, seldom bathes, and doesn't even own a toothbrush?"
"Absolutely nothing," she replied.

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