Happy Birthweek Madonna! That's what I post on my friends timeline when I miss an alert. Used to be Birthday week, but in retrospect that makes even less sense, so I've updated, as everyone must to survive, officially to Happy Birthweek! Only a week becasue a month of celebrating could be the death of me and I certainly don't want to be responsible for anyone winding up in rehab. Anyhoo, happiest of weeks to the one the only, the blueprint, the diva, the mother, the sister, the friend, the philanthropist, the provacateur and cosmic pop star, Madonna! May all your dreams come true! Oh wait, they already have. Then just enjoy the gravy baby!