Ring in 2020 Like a Dance Monkey

This catchy lil' ditty by Tones and I is EVERYTHING to me right now. It will probably be stuck in my head on repeat and could very easily last all decade. I also really, really love this video! It's so unsexy, uncool and unpretntious. Like a breath of fresh! The 2010's were about trying too hard to be liked & pretneding to be rich whilst in debt. Disposable fashion and the overbranding of everyone and everything became sickeningly ok. Influencers oversold their sexy in the cloud. DJ's, Pop tartlets, Rappers and the like throwing hunny dolla bills around made it rain way too much for my umbrella. In retrospect the 10's were a decade of excess. 2020 will be the exact opposite, I hope?!?! Where less is more and being happy doesn't mean over 100k likes or cost a gazilion dollars. Don't get me wrong we all need money to pay the bills, bills, bills,  but do we need to consume for the mere sake of consuming? Okay, I'm done preaching my gospel for the upcoming decade. Back to my erratically unschedule vapid programming.
Wishing you a perfect 2020 full of visions of love and happiness!
Lets dance 2020 in and remember that all the rest is gravy baby!

Mariah Carey's New All I Want for Christmas Video!

Not sure we are still calling them videos, but who cares hoo ha!?! It's Mariah Carey Christmas redux with a big budget and extra sugar on the candy canes galore! Oh and her adorable butterfly babies pop out too! Let your eyeballs and ears enjoy! 🎁

Beyoncé Goes to the Laudromat

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A post shared by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on Dec 17, 2019 at 6:31pm PST

Beyoncé took some time off to do some real people things like parachute to the laundromat, beauty parlor, and a grocery! She somehow got everyone to give her some space and let her hang out by herself for a day. Me time is so important. By the looks of these ensembles Solange may have styled her for this day out. Elle, me likey!

Mariah Carey is Number One 25 Years Later

Mariah Carey sings a little xmas ditty called All I Want for Christmas, You may have heard it. It's amazingly hit number 1 on the Billboard charts 25 holidays later.  I went through a major all I want for xmas phase a few years ago, ask my neighbors. All I got for xmas was xmas was a cease and desist. I'm sure I bumped her up a few thousand views on the Youtubes. Sparkle butterfly sparkle!

Cardi B Gets Her a Vogue Cover

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Our fourth January cover star is @iamcardib! Between motherhood, a new album, and the scrutiny of ever-escalating fame, how does Cardi B handle the pressure? Without apologies: “It’s hard for me to be soft, period,” she tells Vogue (among other things). Tap the link in our bio to read the full profile, written by @RobertJHaskell. Photographed by @annieleibovitz, styled by @tonnegood, Vogue, January 2020.

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Cardi B with child got herself a Vogue cover. When you landed in our hearts wearing red bottom shoes I knew the only way was up for you! Surprisingly Cardi is the first female rapper to get a Vogue cover. What a way to start 2020!

Taylor Swift Does 2020 British Vogue

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In the January 2020 issue of @BritishVogue, the queen of pop @TaylorSwift meets the king of musical theatre, @AndrewLloydWebber, to discuss collaborating on their track “Beautiful Ghosts” for Webber’s soon-to-be-released adaptation of Cats. On the first cover of a new decade, Taylor wears archive @ChanelOfficial from the Métiers d’art Paris-New York 2005/2006 collection. I wanted to put vintage on the cover of Vogue because we all have to do what we can to contribute to the conversation around sustainability. Buying better and buying less is what I believe in. Welcome to the ’20s! #TaylorSwift wears archive @ChanelOfficial. Photographed by @CraigMcDeanStudio and styled by @Edward_Enninful, with hair by @GuidoPalau, colourist @VictoriaHunter, make-up by @PatMcGrathReal, nails by @MegumiYamamotoNYC, and set design by @MaryHoward_SetDesign.

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To be the face of a new decade is to be expected from Taylor Swift. She sure shook her little butt off in the 2010's!  Not sure what we will call the 10's but I'm ready to call the 2020's the roaring 20's, but you really don't get to name a decade til after it's done. Anyhoo, when did British Vogue get better than American Vogue?

RuPaul on the Cover of Vanity Fair Magazine 2020

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Cover Gurl! @VanityFair January 2020 @AnnieLeibovitz @Zaldy #Raven @CurtisForeman @ajandthequeen

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Everything's coming up roses for Mama Ru! 2020 will be a most profitable year for shem (she+he+them=shem) with those drag race spin offs and an upcoming Netflix series. Get that monies honey!

Wednesday is Hunkday!

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Fitness helps me think better, feel better, and more better... Pic by the amazing @kevinmcdaidphotography #speedos #briefs #boysinbriefs #sexy #male #malemodel #model #hothothot #boy #abs #gains #muscle #fitness #fitnessmotivation #gym #leanmuscle #young #youngboys #blackandwhitephotography #photography #blondehair #pretty #boysinunderwear #underwear

A post shared by Jordanjames.uk OFFICIAL!! (@jordanjamesofficial) on Nov 6, 2019 at 3:41am PST

It's been a bit since I've posted a hunk. After a while they all start to look the same. Back in the day they used to be called physique models, now I call them muscle moneymakers. Jordan James fits that bill.

Lizzo and Macaulay Sitting in a Tree

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When @lizzobeeating asks you to do a silly dance... You get up there and do a silly dance.

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In grade school when two different people are seen together everyone thinks they are K,I,S,S,I,N,G which is probably not the case with Lizoo and Macaulauy Culkin. One of my most favorite things is when people who you would never expect to be friends are friends. Kind of like when a cat befriends a baby duck or a crotchety elderly man raises a precocious child like Punky Brewster. It proves that we can all get along. Sometime the most unlikely duos can bring unity amongst us and make you feel good as hell!

HBD Catherine Deneuve

When I think of classy french ladies Catherine Deneuve effortlessy wafts to the top of my mental list like smoke from a Gaulousise cigarette. Madame Deneuve started her carreer working with avant garde directors Buñuel and Truffaut. Her role in the 80's film The Hunger forever emblazoned her as the chicest Vampire ever. HBD Mme Deneuve!